Nigerian police sha!

Date: 30-03-2013 7:41 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 30-03-2013 07:41 PM (11 years ago)
(m)
There was a robbery in
my neighbour’s house
and I called 911… d next
thing I heard was :.
Welcome to Nigerian Police
Emergency Centre..
for English, press 1, for
Igbo, press 2, for Yoruba,
press 3,
for hausa, press 4,
Then I pressed 1…  Then
another voice came
up….:
For car accident,
 press 1.., for armed robbery,
press 2,
for boko haram please
hang up….
Den I pressed 2!! Anoda
voice came up….
If they’re with knives,
 press 1,  pistols, press 2, AK
47, press 3, machine guns,
 press 4, bomb press 5,
all of the above press 6…
Then I checked and saw
they were with all of that...
 Then
I pressed 6… then a voice
came up
sayin:
Hmmmm… My brother, if
ur brother is a policeman,
wud u let him go??

Posted: at 30-03-2013 07:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- ExpertTbright at 30-03-2013 07:45 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked pb4  Sad
Posted: at 30-03-2013 07:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- DaCutest at 30-03-2013 07:51 PM (11 years ago)
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Expert don talk am Roll Eyes but i go still say na pb4
Posted: at 30-03-2013 07:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 30-03-2013 08:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 30-03-2013 08:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macsika at 30-03-2013 09:43 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Undecided Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Undecided
Posted: at 30-03-2013 09:43 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 30-03-2013 09:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Tongue
Posted: at 30-03-2013 09:56 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-03-2013 10:14 PM (11 years ago)
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I jump n pass
Posted: at 30-03-2013 10:14 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- buoyantic at 30-03-2013 10:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Old dry one
Posted: at 30-03-2013 10:20 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 30-03-2013 10:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 30-03-2013 10:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 31-03-2013 12:47 PM (11 years ago)
Pb4
Posted: at 31-03-2013 12:47 PM (11 years ago) |
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- jabanz at 1-04-2013 12:03 AM (11 years ago)
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pb4 still dry
Posted: at 1-04-2013 12:03 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-04-2013 03:29 PM (11 years ago)
for sure  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 1-04-2013 03:29 PM (11 years ago) |
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- jabanz at 1-04-2013 07:35 PM (11 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 1-04-2013 07:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 1-04-2013 08:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 1-04-2013 08:31 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 1-04-2013 09:32 PM (11 years ago)
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dat we knw
Posted: at 1-04-2013 09:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 1-04-2013 10:58 PM (11 years ago)
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she no dey hear anything .
Posted: at 1-04-2013 10:58 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 1-04-2013 11:21 PM (11 years ago)
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Ohooooo
Posted: at 1-04-2013 11:21 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jabanz at 1-04-2013 11:40 PM (11 years ago)
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watever
Posted: at 1-04-2013 11:40 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 3-04-2013 04:10 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 3-04-2013 04:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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