hoihoihoihoi...

Mr Akpors - a Nigerian
tourist goes on a trip to
China. While in China, he
was very segxwally promiscuous and
didn't
use condom all the time. A week after
arriving back home, he awakes one
morning to find his
penis covered with bright green and
purple spots. Horrified, he immediately
goes to
see a consultant at the
National Hospital. The
doctor, never having seen anything like
that before, orders
some tests and tells Mr
Akpors to return in two
days for the results.

Akpors returns a couple of days later
and the
doctor says: "I've got
bad news for you.
You've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very
rare and almost unheard of here. We
know very little about
it". Akpors looks a little
perplexed and says:
"Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, doc".
The doctor
answers: "I'm sorry,
there's no known cure.
We're going
to have to amputate
your penis". Akpors screams in horror,
"Ampu.... wetin?! I
want a second opinion
please doc". The doctor
replies: "Well, it's your
choice. Go ahead if you want,
but surgery is your only
choice". The next day,
Akpors seeks out a
Chinese
doctor, figuring that he'll know more
about the
disease. The Chinese
doctor examines his
penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes,
Mongolian VD. Very lare disease". Akpos
says
to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already
know
that, but what can we do? My doctor
wants to operate and amputate my
penis?"
The Chinese doctor
shakes his head and
laughs: "Stupid docta,
always want to opelate.
Make more money, that way.
No need to opelate!"
"Oh, Thank God!",
Akpors replies in relief.
."Yes", says the Chinese
.
.
.
.
.
.
doctor, "You no worry! Wait another
couple of
weeks. Penis fall off by itself!"
Akpors fainted!

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Posted: at 2-04-2013 09:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Me I don faint b4 I read dis yoke finish make una pour me water I wake up

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Posted: at 2-04-2013 09:41 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Y u de faith huh? Make una de laf jor n I want to de hear d latin laf hoihoihoi

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Posted: at 2-04-2013 10:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

I jump 2 of una

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Posted: at 2-04-2013 10:25 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ask the chic ooh

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Posted: at 2-04-2013 11:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  nice one

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Posted: at 3-04-2013 11:38 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie

na joke of d month o!

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Posted: at 3-04-2013 01:59 PM (11 years ago) | Hero