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Date: 14-04-2013 10:14 am (11 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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A man appeared in one village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10...... The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around their village...., they went out to the forest and started catching them.........The man bought thousands at $10. When supply started to diminish...... He again announced that he would now buy at $20......This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again......... Soon the supply diminished again....The man then increased the offer rate to $25 but now the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey......, let alone catching it! ......The man announced that he would now buy at $100!.....and, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf........ In the absence of the man..., the assistant told the villagers.... Look..all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought.......I will sell them to you at $75 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for $100......The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys........After they bought all the monkeys.......they never saw the man and his assistant disappeared, only monkeys everywhere!!!....



*Joke of the month of April 2013*


Posted: at 14-04-2013 10:14 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 14-04-2013 11:50 AM (11 years ago)
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Hoihoihoihoi 419

Posted: at 14-04-2013 11:50 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 14-04-2013 11:54 AM (11 years ago)
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Real 419ners Grin

Posted: at 14-04-2013 11:54 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 14-04-2013 12:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 14-04-2013 12:58 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 14-04-2013 05:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Ah this is a story I'd tell a toddler not adults Tongue
Posted: at 14-04-2013 05:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-04-2013 05:55 PM (11 years ago)
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Abi

Posted: at 14-04-2013 05:55 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 14-04-2013 06:39 PM (11 years ago)
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na una sabi

Posted: at 14-04-2013 06:39 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 14-04-2013 08:10 PM (11 years ago)
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waiting the joke!

Posted: at 14-04-2013 08:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 14-04-2013 08:38 PM (11 years ago)
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mr jossy hw many monkey dey una vılla now? na qst ı ask o

Posted: at 14-04-2013 08:38 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 15-04-2013 11:52 AM (11 years ago)
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Corect businessman

Posted: at 15-04-2013 11:52 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-04-2013 12:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes yeye people una welldoneooo

Posted: at 15-04-2013 12:12 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 17-04-2013 02:30 PM (11 years ago)
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this joke dry like popcorn
Posted: at 17-04-2013 02:30 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-04-2013 07:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 14-04-2013 08:38 PM
mr jossy hw many monkey dey una vılla now? na qst ı ask o


none..all the monkeys don relocate to ur village.....na answer I give oo

Posted: at 17-04-2013 07:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 17-04-2013 11:18 PM (11 years ago)
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i see say all of una dey come this my offix come dey play, cuz i give una allow,
una come dey look for allowance eeehh!

Posted: at 17-04-2013 11:18 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 18-04-2013 05:51 AM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy I really love this  Shocked Grin

Posted: at 18-04-2013 05:51 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-04-2013 09:22 AM (11 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 19-04-2013 09:22 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 19-04-2013 04:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 17-04-2013 07:23 PM

none..all the monkeys don relocate to ur village.....na answer I give oo
Huh?  Roll Eyes
na jos ı dey now.
ı don leave vıllage teytey
anyway stephen and zeıgbo dey dem go take care of them  Wink

Posted: at 19-04-2013 04:34 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 21-04-2013 07:00 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 19-04-2013 04:34 PM
Huh?  Roll Eyes
na jos ı dey now.
ı don leave vıllage teytey
anyway stephen and zeıgbo dey dem go take care of them  Wink


u go there make u join BH abi?........ anyway tell stephen and zeıgbo make dem go take care of the monkeys

Posted: at 21-04-2013 07:00 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- buoyantic at 21-04-2013 11:10 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 14-04-2013 10:14 AM
A man appeared in one village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10...... The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around their village...., they went out to the forest and started catching them.........The man bought thousands at $10. When supply started to diminish...... He again announced that he would now buy at $20......This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again......... Soon the supply diminished again....The man then increased the offer rate to $25 but now the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey......, let alone catching it! ......The man announced that he would now buy at $100!.....and, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf........ In the absence of the man..., the assistant told the villagers.... Look..all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought.......I will sell them to you at $75 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for $100......The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys........After they bought all the monkeys.......they never saw the man and his assistant disappeared, only monkeys everywhere!!!....
ghost mode
Posted: at 21-04-2013 11:10 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 21-04-2013 05:07 PM (11 years ago)
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Jossy n monkeys wonder wat they hav in common
Posted: at 21-04-2013 05:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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