Dont dirty ur Mind..its a joke

Date: 14-04-2013 7:17 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
- at 14-04-2013 07:17 PM (11 years ago)
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In a class the Teacher said: Write a sentence ending
with HAND.
Little johnny : My penis in your hand.
Teacher: (slapped him.) You are Mad
Little johnny: Sorry Mam! I forgot to put space between PEN and IS.
What I mean is....My pen is in your hand


Happiness Is Like A Dick,
It is Small When You Hold It By Yourself
And Becomes Bigger When u Shared
Pls share the happiness


Posted: at 14-04-2013 07:17 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- globala at 14-04-2013 07:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Bring ur girlfriend let me share the happeness with her!

Posted: at 14-04-2013 07:47 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 14-04-2013 08:32 PM (11 years ago)
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wot ıs happenıng hıa  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 14-04-2013 08:32 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 14-04-2013 08:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Gistmania una own yeye don pass bekiaful
I wrote P, E, N, I, S  ... una turn am to joystick....hw Joy and stick take fit in for wetin I post?

Posted: at 14-04-2013 08:43 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 14-04-2013 08:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 14-04-2013 07:47 PM
Bring ur girlfriend let me share the happeness with her!

I say make u no dirty ur mind.....u still dirty am.....naughty boy
u cant think like a grown up 4 once

Posted: at 14-04-2013 08:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 14-04-2013 08:46 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked  Roll Eyes
hope say anu no see my foot step hıa

Posted: at 14-04-2013 08:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 14-04-2013 08:50 PM (11 years ago)
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poster so mmu ka ena atutali aka, so na me be ur problem this time,
that ur one room when u and ur girlfriend dey live, i go soon send una packing 

Posted: at 14-04-2013 08:50 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Shegzan at 14-04-2013 10:06 PM (11 years ago)
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Kk!

Posted: at 14-04-2013 10:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 15-04-2013 10:20 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2013 10:20 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-04-2013 12:21 PM (11 years ago)
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Hoihoihoihoi penis

Posted: at 15-04-2013 12:21 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 15-04-2013 03:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 14-04-2013 08:50 PM
poster so mmu ka ena atutali aka, so na me be ur problem this time,
that ur one room when u and ur girlfriend dey live, i go soon send una packing 

So u no sabi write ur own languge Huh?...na only oyibo wey be anoda person language u sabi.....hmm..ur family don loss one person be dat...make dem kuku sell u

Posted: at 15-04-2013 03:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 9-05-2013 09:39 AM (10 years ago)
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hhsjdjn',ekekm is my language
Posted: at 9-05-2013 09:39 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 9-05-2013 10:41 AM (10 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 9-05-2013 10:41 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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