Veraciously speakin, tz a funny one!

Date: 22-04-2013 8:07 am (11 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 22-04-2013 08:07 AM (11 years ago)
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Akpos is having a
snack of BREAD AND
JAM when an American
man CHUCKLING
CHEWING GUM, sits
down next to him. He ignores the
American who,
nevertheless, starts a
conversation.
American: “You Afric
an folks eat the whole
bread??”
Akpos (in a bad mood):
“Of course.”
American: “We don’t. In
the States, we only eat
what’s inside. The
crusts we collect in a
container, recycle it,
transform them into
croissants and export
them to Africa.”
The American has a smirk on his face. Akpos listens in silence.
The American persists:
“D’ya eat jelly with the
bread??”
Akpos : “Of Course.”
American: “We don’t. In
the States we eat
fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put
all the peels, seeds, and
leftovers in containers,
recycle them, transform
them into jam and
export them to Africa .”
Akpos ( pissed of)
then asks: “Do you have
sex in America?”
American: “Why of
course we do”, the
American says with a
big smirk.
Akpos : And what do you
do with the condoms
once you’ve used
them?”
American: “We throw
them away, of course.”
Akpos : “We don’t. In
Africa, we put them in a
container, recycle them,
melt them down into
chewing gum and
export them to
America!


Posted: at 22-04-2013 08:07 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- mary11 at 22-04-2013 12:21 PM (11 years ago)
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Akpors na very sharp badt guy, nice 1

Posted: at 22-04-2013 12:21 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 22-04-2013 01:47 PM (11 years ago)
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nice 1 there  Grin

Posted: at 22-04-2013 01:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 22-04-2013 07:02 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb4 Tongue

Posted: at 22-04-2013 07:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 22-04-2013 08:42 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahaha!! Akpos is classic
Posted: at 22-04-2013 08:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 23-04-2013 08:13 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice 1
Posted: at 23-04-2013 08:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 23-04-2013 08:41 PM (11 years ago)
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everybody nice one me nice one too!

Posted: at 23-04-2013 08:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 23-04-2013 11:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 22-04-2013 01:47 PM
nice 1 there  Grin
Roll Eyes

Posted: at 23-04-2013 11:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 23-04-2013 11:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 22-04-2013 07:02 PM
Pb4 Tongue
Roll Eyes

Posted: at 23-04-2013 11:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 23-04-2013 11:09 PM (11 years ago)
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dunno who to follow  Sad

Posted: at 23-04-2013 11:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 24-04-2013 07:05 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 23-04-2013 11:09 PM
dunno who to follow  Sad


cuz u are a comfused person

Posted: at 24-04-2013 07:05 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 25-04-2013 04:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 24-04-2013 07:05 AM

cuz u are a comfused person
like u!

Posted: at 25-04-2013 04:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 3-05-2013 06:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 23-04-2013 11:09 PM
dunno who to follow  Sad

folo me

Posted: at 3-05-2013 06:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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