snack of BREAD AND
JAM when an American
man CHUCKLING
CHEWING GUM, sits
down next to him. He ignores the
American who,
nevertheless, starts a
conversation.
American: “You Afric
an folks eat the whole
bread??”
Akpos (in a bad mood):
“Of course.”
American: “We don’t. In
the States, we only eat
what’s inside. The
crusts we collect in a
container, recycle it,
transform them into
croissants and export
them to Africa.”
The American has a smirk on his face. Akpos listens in silence.
The American persists:
“D’ya eat jelly with the
bread??”
Akpos : “Of Course.”
American: “We don’t. In
the States we eat
fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put
all the peels, seeds, and
leftovers in containers,
recycle them, transform
them into jam and
export them to Africa .”
Akpos ( pissed of)
then asks: “Do you have
sex in America?”
American: “Why of
course we do”, the
American says with a
big smirk.
Akpos : And what do you
do with the condoms
once you’ve used
them?”
American: “We throw
them away, of course.”
Akpos : “We don’t. In
Africa, we put them in a
container, recycle them,
melt them down into
chewing gum and
export them to
America!
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