President Yar"dua, Goodluck jonathan, Agbani Darego (Miss World 2001), and Fmr. Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap!!! The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and goodluck jonathan are sitting there looking perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure were it came from. Yar"dua is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry! Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Yar"dua must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him". Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me, and got slapped... but by whom?" Yar"dua is thinking: "Damn it, jonathan must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me... but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?" Goodluck jonathan is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Yardua again". Naija toomuch.
Posted: at 15-05-2009 05:19 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
ironlady at 15-05-2009 08:23 PM (14 years ago) (f)
omg!!wiloy i cant readdddd
Posted: at 15-05-2009 08:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
favourtee at 16-05-2009 05:33 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: wiloy2k2 on 15-05-2009 05:19 PM
President Yar"dua, Goodluck jonathan, Agbani Darego (Miss World 2001), and Fmr. Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap!!! The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and goodluck jonathan are sitting there looking perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure were it came from. Yar"dua is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry! Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Yar"dua must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him". Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me, and got slapped... but by whom?" Yar"dua is thinking: "Damn it, jonathan must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me... but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?" Goodluck jonathan is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Yardua again". Naija toomuch.
ahahaah! still make me smile
Posted: at 16-05-2009 05:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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