Football vs Sex. this one na pb4 4 ur yeye eyes???

Date: 11-05-2013 2:18 am (11 years ago) | Author: joseph ike
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- at 11-05-2013 02:18 AM (11 years ago)
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Football vs Sex.
 
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
 
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
 
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
 
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
 
5. A gal who talk bad about her ex after sex = SIDE TALK
 
7. Abortion = RED CARD
 
8. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
 
9. Having sex without a condom = OWN -GOAL
 
10. Taking a lot of time without cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
 
11.Banging 3 girls in a day= HAT-TRICK.
 
 12. Trying to lure a lady to bed and she gets your plan = SIMULATION
 
13. Having many Dicks and banging all = MVP(Most valuable Player)
 
14. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
 
15. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
 
16. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.
 
17. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIRPLAY
 
18. Biting her nipples/his Dick :sSUAREZ
 
19.Two legs on shoulder =THROWING.
 
20. Asking her 'how do you want it' =taking instructions on d sideline.
 
21. A lady usings pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
 
22.Girl being pregnant= Goooooooooaaaaa­­al....
 
Pls play by the good rules!


Posted: at 11-05-2013 02:18 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Yungchill at 11-05-2013 07:39 AM (11 years ago)
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Outdated...

Posted: at 11-05-2013 07:39 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 11-05-2013 07:56 AM (11 years ago)
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hehe.....,na soo?

Posted: at 11-05-2013 07:56 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 11-05-2013 03:26 PM (11 years ago)
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una dick dey!

Posted: at 11-05-2013 03:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buoyantic at 11-05-2013 06:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Choi..my tin don hard
Posted: at 11-05-2013 06:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 12-05-2013 06:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Am seeing tins o
Posted: at 12-05-2013 06:54 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buoyantic at 12-05-2013 08:10 PM (11 years ago)
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No near me oh! Unless u wil be in trouble
Posted: at 12-05-2013 08:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Estheraremu at 13-05-2013 08:14 PM (11 years ago)
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is sa pity oooooo ok Huh?
Posted: at 13-05-2013 08:14 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- globala at 14-05-2013 07:26 AM (11 years ago)
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who u dey pity 4 hia?

Posted: at 14-05-2013 07:26 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buoyantic at 14-05-2013 08:56 AM (11 years ago)
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She dey pity me
Posted: at 14-05-2013 08:56 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 16-05-2013 11:35 AM (11 years ago)
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ok na...skul of sex/futball
Posted: at 16-05-2013 11:35 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-06-2013 09:17 AM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 5-06-2013 09:17 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-06-2013 10:15 PM (11 years ago)
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foster ı fıt joın anu club?

Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:15 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- at 7-06-2013 11:44 AM (11 years ago)
complete  Undecided boo
Posted: at 7-06-2013 11:44 AM (11 years ago) |
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- emmajenic1 at 29-06-2013 07:15 PM (11 years ago)
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Guy,u dey dangerous oh!!!!!!
Posted: at 29-06-2013 07:15 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- silverndgold at 1-07-2013 11:47 AM (11 years ago)
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 Cool

Posted: at 1-07-2013 11:47 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- oceaniccom at 5-07-2013 02:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Guys phyuk as una like no lele
Posted: at 5-07-2013 02:33 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- silverndgold at 5-07-2013 11:53 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cool

Posted: at 5-07-2013 11:53 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- phunny at 7-07-2013 11:00 PM (11 years ago)
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I'm hearin thinx
Posted: at 7-07-2013 11:00 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 8-07-2013 09:21 PM (11 years ago)
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k

Posted: at 8-07-2013 09:21 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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