The Newly Married Couple

Date: 11-05-2013 4:25 am (12 years ago) | Author: Peter Izu
- at 11-05-2013 04:25 AM (12 years ago)
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A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”

He says: “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?” Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?” He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?” The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. “Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she says. “Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls. Wife says: “Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him.” “Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband. “What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”


Posted: at 11-05-2013 04:25 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- franel at 11-05-2013 05:49 AM (12 years ago)
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Alright! @Frayobkk, welcome back

Posted: at 11-05-2013 05:49 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Yungchill at 11-05-2013 07:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Not bad...

Posted: at 11-05-2013 07:38 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 11-05-2013 08:00 AM (12 years ago)
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u don 4get so many things ooo......wait I now understand.....u think say if u remix d joke we.., no go remember d original version.....welcome back shaa

Posted: at 11-05-2013 08:00 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 16-05-2013 11:37 AM (11 years ago)
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old
Posted: at 16-05-2013 11:37 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-06-2013 09:12 AM (11 years ago)
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Old skull Undecided

Posted: at 5-06-2013 09:12 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-06-2013 10:17 PM (11 years ago)
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old skull

Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:17 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- at 7-06-2013 11:43 AM (11 years ago)
outdated  Undecided boo
Posted: at 7-06-2013 11:43 AM (11 years ago) |
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- cadanre at 7-06-2013 12:20 PM (11 years ago)
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I rather kill myself than commit suicide. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 7-06-2013 12:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- at 8-06-2013 12:03 PM (11 years ago)
 Roll Eyes permission granted , Shocked
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- at 8-06-2013 12:04 PM (11 years ago)
all end at same 6 fits ,
anyway still  Undecided boo
Posted: at 8-06-2013 12:04 PM (11 years ago) |
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