Akpos: a farmer and vegetarian.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos judas eats carrot.
Q: where is judas from?
Akpos: Nigeria.
Q: which tribe?
Akpos: igbo.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos he loves money.
Q: what is Lazarus surname?
Akpos: Comfort.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos wen Jesus came to
his grave, He shouted “Lazarus
Comfort”.
Q: who are the brothers of
Lazarus that climb the tree to see
Jesus?
Akpos: Aki n Popo.
Q: why?
Akpos: because the 2 na short
men.
Q: complete this bible quote,
“many are called but…”
Akpos: many are called but few
have the credit to call back.
I no wan see PB4 here o!
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