"What is politics?"

Date: 22-05-2009 7:58 am (15 years ago) | Author: olaniyi abiodun
- at 22-05-2009 07:58 AM (15 years ago)
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."


Posted: at 22-05-2009 07:58 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- quinzee4me at 22-05-2009 04:53 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4 brb
Posted: at 22-05-2009 04:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 22-05-2009 08:58 PM (15 years ago)
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ishh..forgot ma specs
Posted: at 22-05-2009 08:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 22-05-2009 10:23 PM (15 years ago)
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i know this..old old too old
Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 22-05-2009 10:33 PM (15 years ago)
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hehe old like me?
Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 22-05-2009 10:33 PM (15 years ago)
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you knoww.
 u be small pikin
Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 22-05-2009 10:36 PM (15 years ago)
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hehe for face am 98 years old
Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 22-05-2009 10:38 PM (15 years ago)
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ahaha! funny
Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 22-05-2009 10:39 PM (15 years ago)
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i don do plastic surgery all ma lyfey
Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 22-05-2009 10:40 PM (15 years ago)
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OMG....this is damn..nawaoo..lol
Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 22-05-2009 10:53 PM (15 years ago)
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ooh yeaa
Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 22-05-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago)
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how twins na?
Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 22-05-2009 10:56 PM (15 years ago)
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dem dey ooo..dem too dey fight
Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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