Funny But Food For Thought

Date: 07-06-2013 6:01 pm (10 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
- at 7-06-2013 06:01 PM (10 years ago)
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1. U go to club and pay 5k for gate fee, U come church dey drop N20 for offering as if GOD na Nigerian police... U get duplex for hell

2. U give ashawo wey spent one nyt for ur house 20k come give ur babe wey clean, sweep n wash ur clothes for a week 5k.. U get 4 bedroom flat for Devil's estate in Hell.

3. U fit suck guy d**k but u cant remove mucos from a baby's nose... Devil dey jealous ur sinful life.

4. U wear mini-skirt just to confuse Man of God every sunday.. U be shareholder for hell.

5. U always go to church just to look for gals... bros, U are in a joint partnership wt d devil.

6. U fit dance all night to kukere song for club but you cant move wen praise is going on in church abi... Ur rank for hell pass I.G

Posted: at 7-06-2013 06:01 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- FinlandGuy at 7-06-2013 06:07 PM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 7-06-2013 06:07 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- callmarino at 7-06-2013 06:23 PM (10 years ago)
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E Clear
Posted: at 7-06-2013 06:23 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- winace at 7-06-2013 06:43 PM (10 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Sophie u are funny
Posted: at 7-06-2013 06:43 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 8-06-2013 12:33 AM (10 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 8-06-2013 12:33 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ezchusa at 8-06-2013 10:12 AM (10 years ago)
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ok nah
Posted: at 8-06-2013 10:12 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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