UGLY CHILD........

Date: 30-05-2009 8:03 am (14 years ago) | Author: ESO
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- at 30-05-2009 08:03 AM (14 years ago)
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One day, a Nigerian woman got on a bus with her new baby.

On entering, the driver exclaimed that the baby she was holding was the ugliest creature he'd ever seen in his life.

The woman felt bad and insulted but ignored the driver's comment and went right to the back seat on the bus.

After settling down, the woman told her seat mate about the driver's comment. The woman got angry in sympathy and said, "Go back up front and tell him off! I will hold your monkey for you!"


Posted: at 30-05-2009 08:03 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- shadia22 at 30-05-2009 05:13 PM (14 years ago)
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this is really funny.
Posted: at 30-05-2009 05:13 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- efe2004 at 31-05-2009 01:09 AM (14 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 31-05-2009 01:09 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 31-05-2009 01:11 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 but,still funny sha!!hehe lemmie hold ya monkey for u
Posted: at 31-05-2009 01:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 31-05-2009 10:09 PM (14 years ago)
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fine monkey
Posted: at 31-05-2009 10:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 31-05-2009 11:42 PM (14 years ago)
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 Embarrassed
Posted: at 31-05-2009 11:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- efe2004 at 1-06-2009 02:20 AM (14 years ago)
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some people dont help matters at all...... they even make it worst.
Posted: at 1-06-2009 02:20 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 1-06-2009 03:29 AM (14 years ago)
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PEOPLE LIKE?Huh?
Posted: at 1-06-2009 03:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- efe2004 at 1-06-2009 05:39 AM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 1-06-2009 05:39 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 1-06-2009 08:49 PM (14 years ago)
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talkk oo
Posted: at 1-06-2009 08:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- efe2004 at 2-06-2009 02:35 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on  1-06-2009 08:49 PM
talkk oo
iron waitin u want make i talk na, i wan shout but know wan go hear me Undecided
Posted: at 2-06-2009 02:35 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- favourtee at 2-06-2009 12:51 PM (14 years ago)
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pirated copy, fotocopied, posted i thousand times..tooo old
Posted: at 2-06-2009 12:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- efe2004 at 2-06-2009 02:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on  2-06-2009 12:51 PM
pirated copy, fotocopied, posted i thousand times..tooo old
let me see the one that have not be posted b4.....
Posted: at 2-06-2009 02:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- favourtee at 2-06-2009 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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go and check..read well,you will c.lol
Posted: at 2-06-2009 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 2-06-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 2-06-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- efe2004 at 2-06-2009 04:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on  2-06-2009 03:56 PM
go and check..read well,you will c.lol
i don check tire i no see Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 2-06-2009 04:16 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 2-06-2009 09:13 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: efe2004 on  2-06-2009 02:35 AM
Quote from: ironlady on  1-06-2009 08:49 PM
talkk oo
iron waitin u want make i talk na, i wan shout but know wan go hear me Undecided
u no see agblagba for chair ni u no sabi greet abi..awon omo isin yi ti baje sha..lolsz
Posted: at 2-06-2009 09:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- efe2004 at 3-06-2009 11:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on  2-06-2009 09:13 PM
Quote from: efe2004 on  2-06-2009 02:35 AM
Quote from: ironlady on  1-06-2009 08:49 PM
talkk oo
iron waitin u want make i talk na, i wan shout but know wan go hear me Undecided
u no see agblagba for chair ni u no sabi greet abi..awon omo isin yi ti baje sha..lolsz
who bi agbalagba Huh?? i no understand the rest weh u talk....... speak my lang 4 me i go understand
Posted: at 3-06-2009 11:27 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jamesbee at 3-06-2009 11:43 AM (14 years ago)
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Funny 1 Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-06-2009 11:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 3-06-2009 12:01 PM (14 years ago)
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haha olodo
Posted: at 3-06-2009 12:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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