Devout catholic women

Date: 09-06-2009 2:23 pm (15 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
- at 9-06-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next
husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally
together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"

Posted: at 9-06-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Doshe at 9-06-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Abi dat woman na borning machine?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 02:31 PM (15 years ago)
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ask emmymth e go tell u
Posted: at 9-06-2009 02:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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