The mind and conscience

Date: 09-06-2009 3:18 pm (15 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 9-06-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago)
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 A female doctor can't fall asleep. the conscience and mind are discussing in
her.
the conscience:
- how can you sleep after you were unfaithful to your husband!
the mind:
- it depends on husbands! if your husband is always busy, he has no time for
sex; even the holy wife will be unfaithful. you were right, my dear... hush and
sleep...
the conscience:
- adultery differs! f****** with a patient is unprofessional!
the mind:
- yes, but remember mary from the near by hospital. she always has sex with
her patients - everybody is satisfied and pleased.
the conscience becomes silent. the woman falls asleep... and suddenly the
conscience starts again with sarcastic whisper:
- yes, but mary is not a veterinary...

 

Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- blesstommy at 11-06-2009 03:21 PM (15 years ago)
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ARE U A FEMALE DOCTOR? Huh? HOW DO U KNOW DAT THEY ARE UNFAITHFUL? Huh? HOW DO YOU KNOW DAT THEY NEVER SLEEP? Huh?
Posted: at 11-06-2009 03:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- ironlady at 11-06-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago)
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see question ask ma ass around d corner
Posted: at 11-06-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 11-06-2009 04:55 PM (15 years ago)
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HAH! BABY DISA YA ASS SEF, I HOPE SAY U DEY COVER AM WEL WEL 4RM INTRUDERS?
Posted: at 11-06-2009 04:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 11-06-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago)
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hehe..yepp i will show u soon!
Posted: at 11-06-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- size1 at 11-06-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 11-06-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 11-06-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago)
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wacth ur steps
Posted: at 11-06-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 11-06-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on 11-06-2009 04:56 PM
hehe..yepp i will show u soon!
CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!
Posted: at 11-06-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 11-06-2009 08:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on 11-06-2009 05:04 PM
Quote from: ironlady on 11-06-2009 04:56 PM
hehe..yepp i will show u soon!
CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!

u will die oo if u see it just bring ur casket along for save death
Posted: at 11-06-2009 08:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 12-06-2009 12:51 AM (15 years ago)
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WATIN I FIT TALK FOR THIS YA  POSTTTT OOOO HMMMMMM...Grin
Posted: at 12-06-2009 12:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 12-06-2009 01:33 AM (15 years ago)
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just say nice
Posted: at 12-06-2009 01:33 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 12-06-2009 01:38 AM (15 years ago)
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OKAY OOO THEM SAY MAKE I SAY NICE..Grin
Posted: at 12-06-2009 01:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 12-06-2009 01:38 AM (15 years ago)
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gud job oya go n wish emmy happi birthdayy now i posted a topic of it now run
Posted: at 12-06-2009 01:38 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 12-06-2009 02:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on  9-06-2009 03:18 PM

 A female doctor can't fall asleep. the conscience and mind are discussing in
her.
the conscience:
- how can you sleep after you were unfaithful to your husband!
the mind:
- it depends on husbands! if your husband is always busy, he has no time for
sex; even the holy wife will be unfaithful. you were right, my dear... hush and
sleep...
the conscience:
- adultery differs! f****** with a patient is unprofessional!
the mind:
- yes, but remember mary from the near by hospital. she always has sex with
her patients - everybody is satisfied and pleased.
the conscience becomes silent. the woman falls asleep... and suddenly the
conscience starts again with sarcastic whisper:
- yes, but mary is not a veterinary...

 


hhahahahhahahahhaha
Posted: at 12-06-2009 02:39 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nickyvil at 14-06-2009 05:53 PM (15 years ago)
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LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Posted: at 14-06-2009 05:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 14-06-2009 06:44 PM (15 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 14-06-2009 06:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Recoverd at 15-06-2009 07:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Omg!! Shs in2 beastiality. Lolol.
Posted: at 15-06-2009 07:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 15-06-2009 11:56 PM (15 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 15-06-2009 11:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 15-06-2009 11:59 PM (15 years ago)
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now i get u,so u had esx with animal
Posted: at 15-06-2009 11:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 16-06-2009 12:00 AM (15 years ago)
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how u take know
Posted: at 16-06-2009 12:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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