Son in law

Date: 09-06-2009 3:49 pm (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 9-06-2009 03:49 PM (14 years ago)
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 This butcher lived in an apartment over his shop. One night he was awakened by
strange noises coming from below, so he tiptoed downstairs and saw his
19-year-old daughter sitting on the chopping block and masturbating with a
liverwurst. The butcher sighed and tiptoed back to bed.
The next morning, when a customer walked in and asked for some liverwurst, the
butcher said that he didn't have any left. The customer was really annoyed; she
pointed to the corner of the shop and asked, "No liverwurst? Well, what's that
hanging on the hook right over there?"
The butcher frowned at her. "That", he replied, "is my son-in-law."

 

Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Doshe at 9-06-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm c post now..............
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago)
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  Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 10-06-2009 09:37 PM (14 years ago)
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...
Posted: at 10-06-2009 09:37 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Slicksilvers at 10-06-2009 10:01 PM (14 years ago)
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EWOO WOH WHY U NO ADVICE YOUR SISTER TO BUY VIBRATOR Wink
Posted: at 10-06-2009 10:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 10-06-2009 10:17 PM (14 years ago)
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i will so now shut ur shyt
Posted: at 10-06-2009 10:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- nickyvil at 11-06-2009 01:19 AM (14 years ago)
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okay oo
Posted: at 11-06-2009 01:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 11-06-2009 06:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 11-06-2009 11:26 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 11-06-2009 11:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 11-06-2009 01:09 PM (14 years ago)
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...
Posted: at 11-06-2009 01:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- OrlandoIkenna at 11-06-2009 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Dat...joke...was really very witty!!!
Posted: at 11-06-2009 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 11-06-2009 04:34 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-06-2009 04:34 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 11-06-2009 04:40 PM (14 years ago)
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thx
Posted: at 11-06-2009 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 11-06-2009 04:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Aunty welcome
Posted: at 11-06-2009 04:41 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 11-06-2009 04:42 PM (14 years ago)
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i wil leave soon
Posted: at 11-06-2009 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 11-06-2009 04:45 PM (14 years ago)
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a a!!! to where?Huh???
Posted: at 11-06-2009 04:45 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 11-06-2009 04:46 PM (14 years ago)
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hello mall i wan go shop with ma friend since am free today
Posted: at 11-06-2009 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 11-06-2009 04:51 PM (14 years ago)
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^
^
^
Posted: at 11-06-2009 04:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 11-06-2009 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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seee u
Posted: at 11-06-2009 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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