Screw him

Date: 09-06-2009 4:04 pm (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 9-06-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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 It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the
mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at
the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who
roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift
envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The
folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At
the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a
revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door
(which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where
she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he
had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast:
eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange
juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As
she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's
bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's
the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today
would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked
him what to give you. He said, 'SCREW him. Give him a dollar.' The breakfast was
my idea."   
 

Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 04:13 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice one
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 18-06-2009 03:01 PM (14 years ago)
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nice try
Posted: at 18-06-2009 03:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- scorpionheart99 at 18-06-2009 03:11 PM (14 years ago)
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@ quin babe pretty good indeed.
remain cool as always.....
Posted: at 18-06-2009 03:11 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gbravo at 18-06-2009 04:48 PM (14 years ago)
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posting.....
Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 18-06-2009 08:59 PM (14 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 18-06-2009 09:02 PM (14 years ago)
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ashawo
Posted: at 18-06-2009 09:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 18-06-2009 09:31 PM (14 years ago)
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U TRY Grin
Posted: at 18-06-2009 09:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 18-06-2009 10:36 PM (14 years ago)
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SCREW ME TOO.
Posted: at 18-06-2009 10:36 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 18-06-2009 10:56 PM (14 years ago)
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u get dixk??
Posted: at 18-06-2009 10:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 19-06-2009 12:48 AM (14 years ago)
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see joke
Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:48 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 19-06-2009 02:07 AM (14 years ago)
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passing.....
Posted: at 19-06-2009 02:07 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 19-06-2009 02:25 AM (14 years ago)
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passing with kelly to d mall
Posted: at 19-06-2009 02:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- METRIX at 19-06-2009 03:36 AM (14 years ago)
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screw me 2...i dnt need any dollar.lol
Posted: at 19-06-2009 03:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 19-06-2009 05:30 AM (14 years ago)
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lets go then in a while sweet... lol


@ metrix....... go somewhere else buddy... heheheh
Posted: at 19-06-2009 05:30 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 19-06-2009 06:27 PM (14 years ago)
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tanx just got out of a small but minor accident but thank God am back
Posted: at 19-06-2009 06:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 19-06-2009 10:27 PM (14 years ago)
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where una dey gò
Posted: at 19-06-2009 10:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 21-06-2009 12:12 AM (14 years ago)
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@ quin..... hope everything is well with you dear.
tke care......
Posted: at 21-06-2009 12:12 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bertona12 at 21-06-2009 12:16 AM (14 years ago)
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who is screwing who
Posted: at 21-06-2009 12:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 21-06-2009 12:29 AM (14 years ago)
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that's the secret.....
Posted: at 21-06-2009 12:29 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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