For the sick

Date: 09-06-2009 4:48 pm (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 9-06-2009 04:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt
nauseous.
"Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"

She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the
lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody
will see you."

So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he
returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his
young face.

"Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"

"I didn't have to go that far, mom.

Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE
SICK.''

Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- ironlady at 9-06-2009 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
brb i get class
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 06:08 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
WHICH CLASS?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 06:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 25-06-2009 08:14 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
medical class abi u no dey see
Posted: at 25-06-2009 08:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- efe2004 at 25-06-2009 08:26 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
na wa oo.......... i just tire
Posted: at 25-06-2009 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 25-06-2009 08:30 PM (14 years ago)
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lunatic class
Posted: at 25-06-2009 08:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 25-06-2009 09:31 PM (14 years ago)
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bad boy
Posted: at 25-06-2009 09:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 26-06-2009 01:38 PM (14 years ago)
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kolo class
Posted: at 26-06-2009 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 26-06-2009 02:55 PM (14 years ago)
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and menta class......
Posted: at 26-06-2009 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- efe2004 at 28-06-2009 03:06 PM (14 years ago)
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making noice.........
Posted: at 28-06-2009 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 28-06-2009 11:48 PM (14 years ago)
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stepout
Posted: at 28-06-2009 11:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- efe2004 at 29-06-2009 12:07 AM (14 years ago)
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step inn
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:07 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 29-06-2009 12:59 AM (14 years ago)
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step off
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stealth_biatch at 29-06-2009 03:43 AM (14 years ago)
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lmaooooo Shocked Shocked Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-06-2009 03:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 29-06-2009 03:54 AM (14 years ago)
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...
Posted: at 29-06-2009 03:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 08:44 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
Step closer
Posted: at 29-06-2009 08:44 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- quinzee4me at 30-06-2009 07:37 PM (14 years ago)
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u and who is stepping closer teeco u have started abi?
Posted: at 30-06-2009 07:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 1-07-2009 04:20 PM (14 years ago)
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O BOY U WAN TOUCH?
Posted: at 1-07-2009 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 1-07-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 1-07-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 1-07-2009 04:55 PM (14 years ago)
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EASY OO!!
Posted: at 1-07-2009 04:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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