In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness who happens to be an elderly grandmother, to the stand. He went to her and asked, 'mama Akpors, Do you know me?'. She responded 'why yes I do Mr. Pollus'. I'v known you since you were youngboy and to be franked, you have been a big disappointment to your parents and to the society. You are a liar, you cheat people including your wife and you manipulate people and you talk behind their backs. You think you are a big Man when you don't have brain. Yes i known you. The lawyer was stunned not knowing what next to do, he pointed directly to the room an asked 'Mama Akpors, Do you the defence lawyes?'. Yes of course, i do! I had know Mr. Gabriel since he was a young boy too. He has been your friend from childhood because two of you has the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem. Infact, he is a criminal an he can't even build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention, he cheated on his wife with 3 different women. One of them is your wife. Yes i know him. The defence lawyer almost fainted. The Judge called both lawyer to his table and in a very quick voice, said. 'if any of you two idiots asked wether she knows me'. I'll make sure two of you loose your license.
Posted: at 20-07-2013 11:04 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
DaCutest at 20-07-2013 12:08 PM (11 years ago) (f)
Lol
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 20-07-2013 12:08 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
I no talk again dey don talk wetin I wan tock 
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