mama akpors and the lawyer

Date: 20-07-2013 11:04 am (10 years ago) | Author: Dan Zion
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- at 20-07-2013 11:04 AM (10 years ago)
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In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness
who happens to be an elderly grandmother, to
the stand. He went to her and asked, 'mama
Akpors, Do you know me?'. She responded 'why
yes I do Mr. Pollus'. I'v known you since you
were youngboy and to be franked, you have been a big disappointment to your parents and
to the society. You are a liar, you cheat people
including your wife and you manipulate people
and you talk behind their backs. You think you
are a big Man when you don't have brain. Yes i
known you. The lawyer was stunned not knowing what next to do, he pointed directly to
the room an asked 'Mama Akpors, Do you the
defence lawyes?'. Yes of course, i do! I had know
Mr. Gabriel since he was a young boy too. He has
been your friend from childhood because two of
you has the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem.
Infact, he is a criminal an he can't even build a
normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to
mention, he cheated on his wife with 3 different
women. One of them is your wife. Yes i know him. The defence lawyer almost fainted. The
Judge called both lawyer to his table and in a
very quick voice, said. 'if any of you two idiots
asked wether she knows me'. I'll make sure two
of you loose your license.

Posted: at 20-07-2013 11:04 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- DaCutest at 20-07-2013 12:08 PM (10 years ago)
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Lol Grin
Posted: at 20-07-2013 12:08 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-07-2013 06:28 PM (10 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-07-2013 06:28 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 22-07-2013 11:52 AM (10 years ago)
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e don teey
Posted: at 22-07-2013 11:52 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 22-07-2013 01:31 PM (10 years ago)
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tell ram
Posted: at 22-07-2013 01:31 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mary11 at 22-07-2013 09:57 PM (10 years ago)
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PB4
Posted: at 22-07-2013 09:57 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 22-07-2013 10:58 PM (10 years ago)
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 Sad I no talk again dey don talk wetin I wan tock
Posted: at 22-07-2013 10:58 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 23-07-2013 12:21 AM (10 years ago)
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Is there any MOD here at all?
Posted: at 23-07-2013 12:21 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- inad at 3-08-2013 01:45 PM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 3-08-2013 01:45 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stranz at 4-08-2013 04:14 PM (10 years ago)
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Cool  Cool
Posted: at 4-08-2013 04:14 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- urchmangeorge at 5-08-2013 05:44 PM (10 years ago)
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he who have ear let him hear
Posted: at 5-08-2013 05:44 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jogobenito at 5-08-2013 11:01 PM (10 years ago)
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Hahahaha
Posted: at 5-08-2013 11:01 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- alabi22 at 6-08-2013 11:08 AM (10 years ago)
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beta for him
Posted: at 6-08-2013 11:08 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 6-08-2013 08:43 PM (10 years ago)
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Still old news
Posted: at 6-08-2013 08:43 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-08-2013 08:34 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 23-07-2013 12:21 AM
Is there any MOD here at all?
u wan linch am ni
Posted: at 9-08-2013 08:34 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 12-08-2013 10:25 PM (10 years ago)
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dey don scatter gıstmanıa head  Cry
y ona no let me log off be dıs yeye tın wey ona change too
ı swear ı dey vex  Angry
Posted: at 12-08-2013 10:25 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 13-08-2013 02:45 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  9-08-2013 08:34 PM
u wan linch am ni

At all oo, i wan go heaven


I go just hala ram
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- jossy4reall at 13-08-2013 07:43 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 13-08-2013 02:45 AM
At all oo, i wan go heaven


I go just hala ram

zeigbo na scout member...make u hala ram., na same same
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- zeigbo at 13-08-2013 06:38 PM (10 years ago)
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huh
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- jossy4reall at 13-08-2013 07:13 PM (10 years ago)
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huher
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