Marriage...Strike That, Reverse It...

Date: 16-06-2009 9:20 am (14 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...

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Sillyjokker at 16-06-2009 09:20 AM (14 years ago)

(f)

A conversation before marriage...

He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She : Do you want me to leave?

He : No! Don't even think about it.

She : Do you love me?

He : Of course! Over and over!

She : Have you ever cheated on me?

He : No! Why are you even asking?

She : Will you kiss me?

He : Every chance I get.

She : Will you hit me?

He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She : Can I trust you?

He : Yes.

She : Darling!

To read a conversation after marriage, simply read this in reverse...

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 16-06-2009 09:20 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Recoverd at 16-06-2009 09:41 AM (14 years ago)

(f)

Hahahahaha... Funny

Posted: at 16-06-2009 09:41 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Sillyjokker at 16-06-2009 10:16 AM (14 years ago)

(f)

tHANKS

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 16-06-2009 10:16 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

sillbaby27 at 16-06-2009 05:01 PM (14 years ago)

(f)

Hillarious... haha!

Posted: at 16-06-2009 05:01 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

herdeysohjy at 17-06-2009 09:17 AM (14 years ago)

(m)

Posted: at 17-06-2009 09:17 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

emmymth at 17-06-2009 10:41 AM (14 years ago)

(m)

just a fact

IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED

Posted: at 17-06-2009 10:41 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Sillyjokker at 17-06-2009 01:03 PM (14 years ago)

(f)

Quote from: emmymth on 17-06-2009 10:41 AM

just a fact

Really?

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 17-06-2009 01:03 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Mabello at 17-06-2009 04:50 PM (14 years ago)

(f)

This is really good

Posted: at 17-06-2009 04:50 PM (14 years ago) \| Newbie

federico at 18-06-2009 12:08 AM (14 years ago)

(m)

9ice

Posted: at 18-06-2009 12:08 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Sillyjokker at 18-06-2009 08:28 AM (14 years ago)

(f)

Thanks all

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:28 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

emmymth at 18-06-2009 09:19 AM (14 years ago)

(m)

u're welcm

IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED

Posted: at 18-06-2009 09:19 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Gbravo at 18-06-2009 12:30 PM (14 years ago)

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And dt is why i have choosed as d best comedian in d house, keep it up .
i will encourage 2 start organizing shows like any other comedians

Posted: at 18-06-2009 12:30 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Doshe at 18-06-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago)

(m)

Sillyjoker u re d bomb......................................

Posted: at 18-06-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Sillyjokker at 18-06-2009 02:14 PM (14 years ago)

(f)

Thanks again!!!

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 18-06-2009 02:14 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

chirene at 19-06-2009 02:10 AM (14 years ago)

(f)

thumbs up. that was a funny reversal

Posted: at 19-06-2009 02:10 AM (14 years ago) \| Newbie

ironlady at 19-06-2009 02:26 AM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 18-06-2009 08:28 AM

Thanks all

thxx

Posted: at 19-06-2009 02:26 AM (14 years ago) \| Hero

Sillyjokker at 8-08-2009 11:40 AM (14 years ago)

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lol

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:40 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

asaph at 8-08-2009 11:44 AM (14 years ago)

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Thank you Sillyjoker. ive liked this. its war.

Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:44 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 8-08-2009 11:45 AM (14 years ago)

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hnmnh

http://freesmszone.com/index.php

Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:45 AM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

asaph at 8-08-2009 11:46 AM (14 years ago)

(m)

Quote from: teeco on 8-08-2009 11:45 AM

hnmnh

What?

Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:46 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

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