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![-]( "Sillyjokker") Sillyjokker at 16-06-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago)  (f) Mother: 'Hello?'
Daughter: 'Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?'
Mother: 'You're going out?'
Daughter: 'Yes.'
Mother: 'With whom?'
Daughter: 'With a friend.'
Mother: 'I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.'
Daughter: 'MOM, I didn't leave him. He left me!'
Mother: 'You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.'
Daughter: 'MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?'
Mother: 'I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.'
Daughter: 'There are lots of things that you did and I don't.'
Mother: 'What are you hinting at?
Daughter: 'Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight..'
Mother: 'You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?'
Daughter: 'MA, its My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!'
Mother: 'So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?'
Daughter: 'MOM, He's not a loser.'
Mother: 'A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.'
Daughter: 'MA, I don't want to argue; should I bring over the kids or not?'
Mother: 'Poor children with such a mother.'
Daughter: 'Such a what?'
Mother: 'With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.'
Daughter: 'ENOUGH MA!!!'
Mother: 'Don't scream at me. You probably scream at the loser too!'
Daughter: 'Great MA, Now you're worried about the loser?'
Mother: 'Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him immediately.'
Daughter: 'Goodbye, mother.'
Mother: 'Wait! Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over? '
Daughter: 'I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!'
Mother: 'If you never go out ...how do you expect to meet anyone?"
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 16-06-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Recoverd") Recoverd at 16-06-2009 09:39 AM (15 years ago) (f) If i get dis kain mama, i go strangle am. | Posted: at 16-06-2009 09:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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HAHA!!!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 16-06-2009 09:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 16-06-2009 03:27 PM (15 years ago) (f) the woman is a crazy fellow... this conversation made me annoyed, felt like breaking my screen...she is just too stupid.hehehe | Posted: at 16-06-2009 03:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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gr8, baby
Hahaha!!! 
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 16-06-2009 03:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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the woman is a crazy fellow...
this conversation made me annoyed, felt like breaking my screen...she is just too stupid.hehehe
take it easy gurl!!!!!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 16-06-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sillbaby27") sillbaby27 at 16-06-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) (f) Where have I been all along... gurl you are da bomb!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Posted: at 16-06-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "emmymth") emmymth at 17-06-2009 09:43 AM (15 years ago) (m) diz good
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED | Posted: at 17-06-2009 09:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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diz good
thanks!!!!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 17-06-2009 01:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Where have I been all along... gurl you are da bomb!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 17-06-2009 01:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "doubled192") doubled192 at 17-06-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago) (m) lol...vry funny | Posted: at 17-06-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Thanks Double
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 17-06-2009 01:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "doubled192") doubled192 at 17-06-2009 02:10 PM (15 years ago) (m) no thx for making me laff | Posted: at 17-06-2009 02:10 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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mmm...
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 17-06-2009 02:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "cassidyn") cassidyn at 17-06-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago) (f) lolz crazy mother | Posted: at 17-06-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Mabello") Mabello at 17-06-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago) (f) still laughing, keep it coming | Posted: at 17-06-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 18-06-2009 12:15 AM (15 years ago) (m) d joke long sha | Posted: at 18-06-2009 12:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Sheenor") Sheenor at 18-06-2009 01:06 AM (15 years ago) (m) see joke
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure | Posted: at 18-06-2009 01:06 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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lol
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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lool
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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