Dear Sweet Heart,
I can't send my salary this month the global market crises has affected
me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweet heart.
Your loving husband,
B
His wife replied...
Dearest Sweetheart,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses
I paid with the Kisses...
EXPENSES PAID
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses. every month
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the House rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him the other
items hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can
complete the month using this balance to pay the tithe , offering , laundry gas , and lesson money for the kidds .
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advice /Give your approval in principle
Your Sweet Heart,
Thank you.
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