Screwed by lawyer

Date: 24-06-2009 9:07 pm (15 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
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- at 24-06-2009 09:07 PM (15 years ago)
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The Madam opened the brothel door and saw a frail, elderly gentleman.
"Can I help you" the madam asked?
"I want Natalie," the old man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."
"No," said the man,"I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, afterwhich the man calmly left.

The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. The madam explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. It was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old man took out the money and the two went up to the room.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man:

"No one has services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you this $3,000.

MORAL --- Some things in life are certain: Death, Taxes, and being Screwed by an Attorney.

Posted: at 24-06-2009 09:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- vint at 24-06-2009 09:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Wel, it's ok and more power to ur elbow!
Posted: at 24-06-2009 09:53 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 24-06-2009 10:08 PM (15 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 24-06-2009 10:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 25-06-2009 01:59 AM (15 years ago)
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alot

Posted: at 25-06-2009 01:59 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Borbo at 25-06-2009 02:01 AM (15 years ago)
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its not origial i seen it before
 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-06-2009 02:01 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 07:01 AM (15 years ago)
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amebo....post ur own make we see.....borbo...or what u call ur name....
Posted: at 25-06-2009 07:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 25-06-2009 08:59 AM (15 years ago)
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na bad belle

Posted: at 25-06-2009 08:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-06-2009 09:12 AM (15 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
wow... great one there fedeco...
na brain the lawyer take collect him consultancy fees from natalie hand...
afterall, him go pay transport come all the way from philadelphia.
Posted: at 25-06-2009 09:12 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 25-06-2009 09:18 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha!!! very funnie! you got me expecting something else Fred.

The attorney  is very wicked!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 25-06-2009 09:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 25-06-2009 09:18 AM (15 years ago)
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LOL..this is funny...weldone
Posted: at 25-06-2009 09:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-06-2009 09:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-06-2009 09:18 AM
hahahaha!!! very funnie! you got me expecting something else Fred.

The attorney  is very wicked!!!!!!!!!!
no now gha silly j, how you expect make him take make up for transportation all the way from philadelphia to see natalie...
Posted: at 25-06-2009 09:22 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 25-06-2009 09:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 25-06-2009 09:18 AM
LOL..this is funny...weldone
nne how you dey?
Posted: at 25-06-2009 09:23 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 25-06-2009 10:03 AM (15 years ago)
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mmm... wickd attorney, Kris I'm suspecting you o!

Posted: at 25-06-2009 10:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 10:04 AM (15 years ago)
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for what Huh?

Posted: at 25-06-2009 10:04 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 25-06-2009 10:06 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-06-2009 10:03 AM
mmm... wickd attorney, Kris I'm suspecting you o!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
but nne, i no be the attorney now... how come an now becoming a suspect to you...
if them allow you now, na to send me go jail be that...
Posted: at 25-06-2009 10:06 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 25-06-2009 10:08 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-06-2009 10:06 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-06-2009 10:03 AM
mmm... wickd attorney, Kris I'm suspecting you o!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
but nne, i no be the attorney now... how come an now becoming a suspect to you...
if them allow you now, na to send me go jail be that...

No worry!

Posted: at 25-06-2009 10:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 10:09 AM (15 years ago)
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passing

Posted: at 25-06-2009 10:09 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Slicksilvers at 26-06-2009 06:08 AM (15 years ago)
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real smart ass if you asked me
Posted: at 26-06-2009 06:08 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 26-06-2009 06:19 AM (15 years ago)
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slicksilver na gun dey ur hand so..nor go shot person ohh
Posted: at 26-06-2009 06:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 26-06-2009 12:01 PM (15 years ago)
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hmm! have fun in jail krist..i wii visit u
Posted: at 26-06-2009 12:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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