Things a Nigerian does after returning from Abroad (Page 18)

Look, not as if they do all these things deliberately. Over here, if something is wrong you dial 112 on your phone, with or without a simcard, with or without call credits, the police arrives in not more than six minutes.
No driver overtakes through your right side, all slower vehicles maintain th left lanes and leave the lanes to the right for faster vehicles, hence your vehicle does not weigh above 3.5tonnes.

Girls, when you just met them gives you appointments in a park, bar or office. They pay whatever they consumed.

If you are being pulled over by cops, your only business with them is your driver's licence and registration.

If you feel sick, you dial 118, same goes with the 112 call and in not more that 20mins and ambulance is right at your door! In most cases they locate your position using a tracking equipment just in case you don't know where you are.

Drivers don't honk (blow their horns) recklessly. I can't remember the last time i used that button on my car.

When you get used to all these and one day you find yourself in Naija where the whole thing is just the opposite, you won't just get oriented in a day!  Trust me. in my case, i was frustrated the first week in naija for lack of power supply, the generator is damn too noisy........  Before I left home, even though it was not a  very constant thing, they was light usually for about two days then they'll push the button and wait for say six hours.

One more thing, we believe when you go back, at least one thing must have improved but you see them worst.