A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-lenght mirror taking a hard look at herselfand looking sad.
¨Yon Know dear,¨she says,ï look in the mirror, and i see an old woman,My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist,and my butt is hanging out a mile.I´ve got fat legs,and my arms abe all flabby.¨she sighs and turns to her husband and sayd¨tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself¨ He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft,thoughtful voice,¨Well, Darling,there ´s nothing wrong with your eyesight.¨
services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at st paul´s catholic church.
Posted: at 1-07-2009 11:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
enjoyment at 2-07-2009 12:43 AM (15 years ago) (m)
hmmmmm d man wan die ba?
'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...
Posted: at 2-07-2009 12:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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