What will you do?

Date: 23-05-2008 1:32 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 23-05-2008 01:32 PM (16 years ago)
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There is an apple tree in the middle of an ocean, there is a madman on the tree, there is a crocodile in the water and you need to eat one. what will you do? Any idea, if you have one, let see.

Posted: at 23-05-2008 01:32 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- myragonza at 27-05-2008 09:49 AM (16 years ago)
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is that mad man Clifford Orji...?

Posted: at 27-05-2008 09:49 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- khadijah at 31-05-2008 12:48 AM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-05-2008 12:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngholla at 3-06-2008 07:19 PM (16 years ago)
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starve?

 Huh?
Posted: at 3-06-2008 07:19 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Nautillus at 4-06-2008 01:54 PM (16 years ago)
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Why go thru the stress of swiming to the middlew of the SEA, wrestling a CROC and and NUT case afterwards  . . . .when i can always buy me some APPLEs on Akin Adesola or Adeola Odeku in traffic on my way home? ? ? Grin Grin Grin

I mean. . . .i love adventures but . . . .4 why  ? ? ?
Posted: at 4-06-2008 01:54 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kwalemon at 4-06-2008 02:27 PM (16 years ago)
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Joe suspected that his wife was cheating on him. So he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a special taxi after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. For $10,000, the special hire driver accepted and followed him stealthily into the house. Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom in a rage, accompanied by the driver.
 

They entered the bedroom and as the husband switched on the lights, the driver yanked the blanket back and there they were:- the wife in bed with another man.

 

Joe, mad at this, put a gun to the naked man's head but as he made ready to pull the trigger, his wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous to us! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He is the one who paid for the Prado jeep I bought you. He paid for this house we now own, he gave me the money we owed the bank and he pays for all the theater tickets we use. He also pays our children's school fees and even for that suit and the others you wear. He even pays our monthly dues!"

 

Shaking his head in disbelief, the husband slowly lowered the gun, looked over at the taxi driver and asked, "What would you do if it were you?"

 

The taxi driver replied, "Cover him up with that blanket before he catches cold!"

 

Posted: at 4-06-2008 02:27 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- meczytimber at 4-06-2008 09:45 PM (16 years ago)
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SIMPLE ANSWER. YOU KNOW MAD MEN LIKE TO THROW THINGS ON PEOPLE.SO JUST GET A STONE AND THROW AT THE MAD MAN.HE WILL PLUCK THE APPLE AND THROW BACK AT U.U JUST SIMPLY PICK UP UR APPLE AND IT'S YOURS.
 BUT IF IT GOES OTHERWISE THOUGH I LIKE ADVENTURES I WILL TAKE THE ADVENTURE OF GOING HUNGRY FOR YEARS
ALSO,THE LAST BUT
IF THE MAD MAN CATCH THE STONE ABEG DEY RUN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted: at 4-06-2008 09:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lucychizzy at 19-06-2008 03:04 PM (16 years ago)
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nna na wa ooh
u got my ribs cracking
Posted: at 19-06-2008 03:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abby at 21-06-2008 01:36 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kwalemon on  4-06-2008 02:27 PM
Joe suspected that his wife was cheating on him. So he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a special taxi after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. For $10,000, the special hire driver accepted and followed him stealthily into the house. Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom in a rage, accompanied by the driver.
They entered the bedroom and as the husband switched on the lights, the driver yanked the blanket back and there they were:- the wife in bed with another man.
Joe, mad at this, put a gun to the naked man's head but as he made ready to pull the trigger, his wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous to us! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He is the one who paid for the Prado jeep I bought you. He paid for this house we now own, he gave me the money we owed the bank and he pays for all the theater tickets we use. He also pays our children's school fees and even for that suit and the others you wear. He even pays our monthly dues!"
Shaking his head in disbelief, the husband slowly lowered the gun, looked over at the taxi driver and asked, "What would you do if it were you?"
The taxi driver replied, "Cover him up with that blanket before he catches cold!"

lolol...becos of money?, the driver is crazy
Posted: at 21-06-2008 01:36 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 23-06-2008 10:15 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kwalemon on  4-06-2008 02:27 PM
Joe suspected that his wife was cheating on him. So he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a special taxi after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. For $10,000, the special hire driver accepted and followed him stealthily into the house. Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom in a rage, accompanied by the driver.
 

They entered the bedroom and as the husband switched on the lights, the driver yanked the blanket back and there they were:- the wife in bed with another man.

 

Joe, mad at this, put a gun to the naked man's head but as he made ready to pull the trigger, his wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous to us! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He is the one who paid for the Prado jeep I bought you. He paid for this house we now own, he gave me the money we owed the bank and he pays for all the theater tickets we use. He also pays our children's school fees and even for that suit and the others you wear. He even pays our monthly dues!"

 

Shaking his head in disbelief, the husband slowly lowered the gun, looked over at the taxi driver and asked, "What would you do if it were you?"

 

The taxi driver replied, "Cover him up with that blanket before he catches cold!"

 




good one!!!

Posted: at 23-06-2008 10:15 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lucychizzy at 24-06-2008 06:21 AM (16 years ago)
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onye ji ugwu ka ehu na eso
Posted: at 24-06-2008 06:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sunie at 10-09-2009 04:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Stone d mad man on d tree den he will plug an apple 2 stone u in raturn
Posted: at 10-09-2009 04:22 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gbravo at 10-09-2009 04:36 PM (15 years ago)
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projeny talks.infact not joke wrong 4rum
Posted: at 10-09-2009 04:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Slicksilvers at 10-09-2009 08:05 PM (15 years ago)
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look for mad man trouble simple
Posted: at 10-09-2009 08:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 10-09-2009 08:59 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm na so

Posted: at 10-09-2009 08:59 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 11-09-2009 12:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kwalemon on  4-06-2008 02:27 PM
Joe suspected that his wife was cheating on him. So he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a special taxi after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. For $10,000, the special hire driver accepted and followed him stealthily into the house. Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom in a rage, accompanied by the driver.
 

They entered the bedroom and as the husband switched on the lights, the driver yanked the blanket back and there they were:- the wife in bed with another man.

 

Joe, mad at this, put a gun to the naked man's head but as he made ready to pull the trigger, his wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous to us! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He is the one who paid for the Prado jeep I bought you. He paid for this house we now own, he gave me the money we owed the bank and he pays for all the theater tickets we use. He also pays our children's school fees and even for that suit and the others you wear. He even pays our monthly dues!"

 

Shaking his head in disbelief, the husband slowly lowered the gun, looked over at the taxi driver and asked, "What would you do if it were you?"

 

The taxi driver replied, "Cover him up with that blanket before he catches cold!"

 


This one is funny
Posted: at 11-09-2009 12:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jenny88 at 11-09-2009 12:57 PM (15 years ago)
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just jumb in the ocean and beg the mad man 4 one,,,,,,,,,,,, if u have the glue............
Posted: at 11-09-2009 12:57 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 11-09-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: love_omotola on 23-05-2008 01:32 PM
There is an apple tree in the middle of an ocean, there is a madman on the tree, there is a crocodile in the water and you need to eat one. what will you do? Any idea, if you have one, let see.
will beg the croc to help get the apple for me.... s i m p l e... Grin
Posted: at 11-09-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- around_d_corner at 11-09-2009 06:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: love_omotola on 23-05-2008 01:32 PM
There is an apple tree in the middle of an ocean, there is a madman on the tree, there is a crocodile in the water and you need to eat one. what will you do? Any idea, if you have one, let see.
jus walk over and plunk it
Posted: at 11-09-2009 06:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 11-09-2009 07:08 PM (15 years ago)
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gbam

Posted: at 11-09-2009 07:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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