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![-]( "myragonza") myragonza at 9-07-2009 03:20 AM (15 years ago)  (f) A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once
in a while 'the lights would turn off.'
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a
statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place
Stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did
they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender,
'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig
leaf on that statue, the lights go out.'
'Now, how about that drink?'
| Posted: at 9-07-2009 03:20 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "neosha") neosha at 9-07-2009 04:02 AM (15 years ago) (f) nyc one  | Posted: at 9-07-2009 04:02 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "nickyvil") nickyvil at 9-07-2009 06:44 AM (15 years ago) (m) wetin | Posted: at 9-07-2009 06:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 9-07-2009 06:49 AM (15 years ago) (m) funny.... | Posted: at 9-07-2009 06:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 9-07-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago) (m) nt too much
| Posted: at 9-07-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 10-07-2009 12:12 AM (15 years ago) (m) didt get u sorry | Posted: at 10-07-2009 12:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Sheenor") Sheenor at 10-07-2009 12:16 AM (15 years ago) (m) wht
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure | Posted: at 10-07-2009 12:16 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 10-07-2009 10:26 AM (15 years ago) (m) what
| Posted: at 10-07-2009 10:26 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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men the nun is really hot keep it up  
Geoin4matic Engineer ..  | Posted: at 10-07-2009 06:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 10-07-2009 09:31 PM (15 years ago) (m) bitchy nun
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 10-07-2009 09:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 11-07-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago) (m) Passing........
| Posted: at 11-07-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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just passing thatz what you can say.... huh....
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 11-07-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 13-07-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago) (m) ok newbieeeee
| Posted: at 13-07-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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mr Addict...... or shud i say expert.............  ;
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 13-07-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 13-07-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago) (m) hnm
| Posted: at 13-07-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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hnm
i mean put me on the line 
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 13-07-2009 06:11 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 13-07-2009 06:14 PM (15 years ago) (m) ok alway try to keep it up........hnm
| Posted: at 13-07-2009 06:14 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "sexybar") sexybar at 14-07-2009 01:15 PM (15 years ago) (f) didnt get dat plz | Posted: at 14-07-2009 01:15 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "segxi") segxi at 14-07-2009 01:23 PM (15 years ago) (m) she don enter am | Posted: at 14-07-2009 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gbravo") Gbravo at 14-07-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago) (m) she enter wetin....... | Posted: at 14-07-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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