Goodluck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier, he says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. Would you please cash this cheque for me?' Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. Could you please show me your ID?' Jonathan: 'Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Jonathan, the President.' Cashier: 'Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CBN, I must insist on seeing some ID.' Jonathan: 'Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.' Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.' Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.' Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.' 'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!' 'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you, as President?' Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.' Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes
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Posted: at 5-11-2013 09:53 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
ExpertTbright at 5-11-2013 11:16 AM (10 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 5-11-2013 11:16 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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