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Date: 22-07-2009 1:04 pm (15 years ago) | Author: usman ahmed
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- KleverC at 14-08-2009 07:31 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
i'll give u my best smile

if i knock you

Posted: at 14-08-2009 07:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- METRIX at 14-08-2009 11:13 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
ur best smile....funny

..knock me?...i'll punch u

and if i snatch ur wife?

Posted: at 14-08-2009 11:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MAXIMUS00142 at 15-08-2009 12:25 AM (15 years ago)
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i'll kidnap ur mom


if i demand 4 ur lyf as a ransom?
Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:25 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- METRIX at 15-08-2009 12:58 AM (15 years ago)
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i'll give u a lively lion 2 eat u up

and if i point a gun at ur nose?

Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fireman at 15-08-2009 04:27 AM (15 years ago)
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i'd sneeze on the gun

and If I play poker with you without the complete cards?

Posted: at 15-08-2009 04:27 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- osaomo at 15-08-2009 05:07 AM (15 years ago)
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I kno nothin of poker...  Smiley

An if ur parent's arrange a guy or a girl for yu??

Posted: at 15-08-2009 05:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cyndi3 at 15-08-2009 01:57 PM (15 years ago)
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they won't cos i already ve one,lol!!

and if i come to ur house at 12midnite?
Posted: at 15-08-2009 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 15-08-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago)
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I WOULD WELCOME YOU .


AND IF I ASK YOU TO SLEEP ON MY BED?
Posted: at 15-08-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 16-08-2009 09:54 AM (15 years ago)
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no be me
and if i get a wh*re 4 u

Posted: at 16-08-2009 09:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neeyeeh at 18-08-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago)
(m)
i don do dat




but if send her to you?
Posted: at 18-08-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 18-08-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
i'll send her back
and if i become presido of NP

Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- METRIX at 18-08-2009 02:39 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
i'll be ur Godfather

and if i smoke in ur office?

Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 18-08-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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no try am
and if i make u a baron?

Posted: at 18-08-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- METRIX at 18-08-2009 04:20 PM (15 years ago)
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then i'll make u a mogul

and if i arrest u?

Posted: at 18-08-2009 04:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neeyeeh at 18-08-2009 05:56 PM (15 years ago)
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u no be police ke



and if i sleep beside ur gurl?
Posted: at 18-08-2009 05:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 18-08-2009 07:48 PM (15 years ago)
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she go wear iron pants dar tym

if i go near urs

Posted: at 18-08-2009 07:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fireman at 19-08-2009 06:11 AM (15 years ago)
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she go shout the "blood of Jesus"

and if I catch u....

Posted: at 19-08-2009 06:11 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 22-08-2009 09:04 PM (15 years ago)
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i go swear say i no do anything
if i wear babanriga

Posted: at 22-08-2009 09:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 23-08-2009 12:48 AM (15 years ago)
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i go laff u die


and if i buy u a car

Posted: at 23-08-2009 12:48 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DarkCoco at 23-08-2009 12:48 AM (15 years ago)
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i will b stunnin

and if you

Posted: at 23-08-2009 12:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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