RIDICULOUS! 13 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies

 

Posted: at 17-11-2013 10:11 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

Very funny...

Posted: at 17-11-2013 10:23 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming

only in Nollywood movies, will u see some passing during a movie shot and quickly run back becos he wasn't aware of it...

and still d director will still leave it as part of d movie SMH

Posted: at 17-11-2013 10:32 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

1. It is very very very possible that since ghost exist, they can as well do things human do like picking calls, cooking working and doing laundry. Real stories of these abound.
2. An African  writer said that he that the gods will kill, will first run mad. Comprende.
3.Where else do you want the operational center of assasins to be, in transcorp hilton. Its only in oyibo countries that you see serial killers on the loose, not here.
4.Thats the problem i have with yoruba movie script writers. They dont think deep enough.
5.In 1999, i came across an attachement my mum told me she used in her wedding in 1971. So what is, had been there.
6. My dear, have you seen the pictures of people you know taking in the 50's and 60's. For the men fashion is just been recycled.
7.For you to have a myopic view of nollywood explains why you make a stupid claim of your point 10.
8.Am an Igbo man, and 6 out of 10 igbo men i know that struggled from the scratch in Lagos made it.
9. An body with the right make up can be anybody's father in any movie anywhere in the world.
11. From your juvenile statements, so many blind people can actually see better than you.

Posted: at 17-11-2013 10:48 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming

14... any time an actress car brakes down on the high way the next person coming most be a guy who knows mechanical job and later becomes her boyfriend or husband......                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            15..every rich man must stand against his son or daughter marrying from a poor family       

Posted: at 17-11-2013 11:20 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 17-11-2013 11:46 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

Hahahahaha, this one pass me oo

Posted: at 17-11-2013 11:52 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

Colect a high 5 jare!

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Posted: at 18-11-2013 12:33 AM (10 years ago) | Hero

the only airport used is murtala mohammed airport

Posted: at 18-11-2013 01:05 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie

That is Naija for U

Where everything goes!

Posted: at 18-11-2013 04:58 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac