Chinko Medicine

  CHINKO MEDICINE
PG 18+ (Reader's discretion advised)
Mr Akpors - a Nigerian tourist goes on a trip to China.

While in China, he was very segxwally promiscuous and
didn't use condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home, he awakes one
morning to find his penis covered with bright green
and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a consultant at
the National Hospital Abuja.
The doctor, never having seen anything like that
before, orders some tests and tells Mr Akpors to return
in two days for the results.
Akpors returns a couple of days later and the doctor
says:
"I've got bad news for you. You've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of
here. We know very little about it".
Akpors looks a little perplexed and says:
"Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc".
The doctor answers:
"I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have
to amputate your penis".
Akpors screams in horror, "EWOOO!!! AMPU.... WETIN?!
I want a second opinion please doc".
The doctor replies:
"Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but
surgery is your only choice".
The next day, Akpors seeks out a Chinese doctor,
figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very lare disease".
Akpors says to the doctor:
"Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do?
My doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
"Stupid docta, always want to opelate. Make more
money, that way. No need to opelate!"
"Oh, Thank God!", Akpors replies in relief.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait
another couple of weeks. Penis fall off by itself!"
Akpors fainted!

Posted: at 26-11-2013 11:07 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

Hehehe alabi see wetin i dey talk
Na ur bf

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Posted: at 27-11-2013 09:53 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

Copy n paste

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Posted: at 27-11-2013 01:19 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Ask ram again

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Posted: at 28-11-2013 11:49 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

NA me be dis?

Posted: at 29-11-2013 08:22 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

rakely & jossy don chop winch

Posted: at 29-11-2013 11:10 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

and na alabi get the winch

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Posted: at 29-11-2013 09:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

datz why u be the original winch fro hia,,odas wey dey talk say dem be winch na fake winch dem be

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Posted: at 30-11-2013 08:41 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

jossy & rakely, e don tey wey i dey suspect una. i no say una dey d same league. make una just do like say una no c me 4 dat una winch league. nitori ekan abuku oo

Posted: at 30-11-2013 01:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Alabi be the queen of the winch

Posted: at 30-11-2013 04:56 PM (11 years ago) | Hero