Akpos the Host. too funny

Date: 28-11-2013 9:26 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Adenuga Adelola Nathaniel
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- at 28-11-2013 09:26 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin It was at a party and Akpos – the
host was getting worried because
there were too many people and
not enough refreshments.
He was sure that not all of these
people had been invited but didn’t know how to
tell which
ones were the crashers.
Then he got an idea….
He turned to the crowd of guests
and said,
“Will those who are from the bride’s side of the
family stand up
please?”
About twenty people stood.
Then he asked,
“Will those who are from the
groom side of the family stand up as well?”
About twenty five people stood
up.
He then smiled and said,
-
- -
“Will all those who stood please
leave? This is a birthday party.

Posted: at 28-11-2013 09:26 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- rakelly at 29-11-2013 08:50 AM (11 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha did I just laff Undecided
Posted: at 29-11-2013 08:50 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 29-11-2013 11:04 AM (11 years ago)
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no, u've just shown dat u r high
Posted: at 29-11-2013 11:04 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 29-11-2013 11:17 AM (11 years ago)
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dont care
Posted: at 29-11-2013 11:17 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-11-2013 01:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 29-11-2013 01:37 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 29-11-2013 01:49 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin.......why re you angry nah? the zoke sweet nah!
Posted: at 29-11-2013 01:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-11-2013 07:23 PM (11 years ago)
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The poster just spoil my day
Posted: at 29-11-2013 07:23 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 29-11-2013 08:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Comot make I see better person
Posted: at 29-11-2013 08:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-11-2013 09:01 PM (11 years ago)
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U don crase abi
Posted: at 29-11-2013 09:01 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 29-11-2013 09:38 PM (11 years ago)
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she don pass crase naa...she dey practice madness now
Posted: at 29-11-2013 09:38 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 29-11-2013 10:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Jossy
Posted: at 29-11-2013 10:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-11-2013 08:27 AM (11 years ago)
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Rakelly
Posted: at 30-11-2013 08:27 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 30-11-2013 09:11 AM (11 years ago)
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NA my name be that?
Posted: at 30-11-2013 09:11 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-11-2013 09:31 AM (11 years ago)
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question and answer=obj
Posted: at 30-11-2013 09:31 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 30-11-2013 09:41 AM (11 years ago)
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Pratical nko
Posted: at 30-11-2013 09:41 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-11-2013 09:44 AM (11 years ago)
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come inside for dat
Posted: at 30-11-2013 09:44 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 30-11-2013 09:52 AM (11 years ago)
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Village pig
Posted: at 30-11-2013 09:52 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 1-12-2013 09:32 AM (11 years ago)
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Na so everybody dey talk am up n down!!
He no dey baff?
Posted: at 1-12-2013 09:32 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-12-2013 09:48 PM (11 years ago)
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see as u yeye reach,,village pig dey baff?...she say she be village so hw do u expect her to baff?
Posted: at 1-12-2013 09:48 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 1-12-2013 09:57 PM (11 years ago)
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nt a bad joke, tho I didn't laf.
Posted: at 1-12-2013 09:57 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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