The Pilot and the fool

Date: 02-08-2009 3:56 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Moneyin Kelly Brakemi
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- at 2-08-2009 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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 One day a pilot was sent to deport 7 passengers of whom were 6 IMBECILES and a FOOL.So,when they were going the pilot was pressed and decided to go to the toilet to ease himself;So he called the FOOL to help him control the plane since he was better the IMBECILES.To his utmost suprise when he came back,the IMBECILES were no where no where to be found;so he asked the FOOL where are the IMBECILES.The FOOL replied,"I OPEN DOOR FOR THEM MAKE THEM GO PISS TOO".Then the pilot fainted

Posted: at 2-08-2009 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- howgwartz at 2-08-2009 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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How did you pass your WAEC?

SO, SO, SO, SO, THEN, THEN, SO....

da joke's got content though. Grin
Posted: at 2-08-2009 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 2-08-2009 05:11 PM (14 years ago)
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nah true, i feel ur gramma though
Posted: at 2-08-2009 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 2-08-2009 05:32 PM (14 years ago)
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nice 1..keeping d psirit of laughter so high...
Posted: at 2-08-2009 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 2-08-2009 06:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Hmm
Posted: at 2-08-2009 06:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 2-08-2009 06:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Now what was the pilot himself. A big fool?
Posted: at 2-08-2009 06:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 2-08-2009 07:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  2-08-2009 06:52 PM
Now what was the pilot himself. A big fool?
jamb question......... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-08-2009 07:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 2-08-2009 10:16 PM (14 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 2-08-2009 10:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Seyolat at 2-08-2009 10:46 PM (14 years ago)
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howgwartz u no try, free the guy abeg. My man dat was hilarious  Grin
Posted: at 2-08-2009 10:46 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-08-2009 02:26 AM (14 years ago)
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NICE ONE PAL!
Posted: at 3-08-2009 02:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-08-2009 10:02 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  2-08-2009 06:52 PM
Now what was the pilot himself. A big fool?
Grin Grin Grin
half fool, half imbecile.......
Posted: at 3-08-2009 10:02 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 3-08-2009 10:05 AM (14 years ago)
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Nice 1
Posted: at 3-08-2009 10:05 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 3-08-2009 06:13 PM (14 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 3-08-2009 06:13 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- diplomatik at 3-08-2009 06:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  3-08-2009 06:13 PM
bad one
Posted: at 3-08-2009 06:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 3-08-2009 06:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: diplomatik on  3-08-2009 06:16 PM
Quote from: teeco on  3-08-2009 06:13 PM
bad one
hahahahaha.............  Grin Grin Grin
thought as much too....
Posted: at 3-08-2009 06:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 3-08-2009 06:21 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 3-08-2009 06:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 3-08-2009 06:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  3-08-2009 06:18 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on  3-08-2009 06:16 PM
Quote from: teeco on  3-08-2009 06:13 PM
bad one
hahahahaha.............  Grin Grin Grin
thought as much too....

lol

lol
Quote from: coolguys235 on  3-08-2009 06:21 PM
passing

come here
Posted: at 3-08-2009 06:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- diplomatik at 4-08-2009 12:53 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  3-08-2009 06:18 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on  3-08-2009 06:16 PM
Quote from: teeco on  3-08-2009 06:13 PM
bad one
hahahahaha.............  Grin Grin Grin
thought as much too....
lol
Posted: at 4-08-2009 12:53 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 4-08-2009 08:34 AM (14 years ago)
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hnnm
Posted: at 4-08-2009 08:34 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 4-08-2009 08:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  4-08-2009 08:34 AM
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what!?  Huh?
does it taste good to you?
Posted: at 4-08-2009 08:49 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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