GOD the ominipresent

Date: 07-08-2009 11:05 pm (15 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
- at 7-08-2009 11:05 PM (15 years ago)
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A young girl was given 2 naira on her way to church.1 naira is for offering,while the other 1 naira is for sweet.incidentally,she lost 1 naira on the way.she searched for it but all to no avail.she continued her journey and angrily protested that since GOD is ominipresent-i.e he sees everything,He should go and take the lost 1naira as his offering,that the remaining 1naira is for her sweet

Posted: at 7-08-2009 11:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- teeco at 8-08-2009 08:52 AM (15 years ago)
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