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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 14-08-2009 10:47 PM (15 years ago)  (m) A preacher was completing a temperance sermon with great expression he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
He sat down.
The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."
just2sexy
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 14-08-2009 10:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 14-08-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago) (m) lol make we go river
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 14-08-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 14-08-2009 11:34 PM (15 years ago) (m) abi? keeping the spirit of laughter so high like fire
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 14-08-2009 11:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "neosha") neosha at 14-08-2009 11:39 PM (15 years ago) (f) lol | Posted: at 14-08-2009 11:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 14-08-2009 11:44 PM (15 years ago) (m) `posted b4 bros last 2weeks | Posted: at 14-08-2009 11:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 15-08-2009 02:05 AM (15 years ago) (m) @federico. Ok @neosha tanx
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 15-08-2009 02:05 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 15-08-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago) (m) seeen this b4
| Posted: at 15-08-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 15-08-2009 11:57 AM (15 years ago) (m) make we dey go river
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 15-08-2009 11:57 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 15-08-2009 12:00 PM (15 years ago) (m) with who?
| Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:00 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 15-08-2009 12:05 PM (15 years ago) (m) u no go come?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:05 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 15-08-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago) (m) how I go come
| Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 15-08-2009 12:10 PM (15 years ago) (m) Wow the man wanted to fine everything there. nice on. | Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 15-08-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago) (m) but posted b4
| Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 15-08-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago) (m) But i have seen it today. | Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 15-08-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago) (m) you be newbieeeee na
| Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 15-08-2009 12:38 PM (15 years ago) (m) Is it a curse. Shut up. | Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 15-08-2009 12:41 PM (15 years ago) (m) teeco u no get respect ohh
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 15-08-2009 12:45 PM (15 years ago) (m) teeco u no get respect ohh
am sorry am just trying to keep the spirit of laughter 
| Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:45 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 15-08-2009 12:47 PM (15 years ago) (m) hahahahahahahahahahaha | Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 15-08-2009 12:50 PM (15 years ago) (m) why you dey laugh........I dont want to hot anybody here if you see me doing anything (misyaning) am just trying to make people laugh
| Posted: at 15-08-2009 12:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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