valentine wahala

Date: 16-02-2014 2:50 pm (11 years ago) | Author: immortal-jay™
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- at 16-02-2014 02:50 PM (11 years ago)
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THIS YEAR VALENTINE REPORT IN
NIGERIA
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) HeartbreaKs ........92%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........79%.
(4) Husband caught
cheating .......78%.
(5) Condom sales ........ugx17b.
(6) Fastfood sales ........ugx105m .
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys'
Homes,prinsoner s/ cells,beggars/
destitutes .........2%. (Cool Night club
sales........ Nax525b
(9) Joint& Cool Spot sales....Nx98
m.
(10) Girls in hospital over
Love.......482, 631.
(11) Boys in hospital over
Love.........39 7,506
(12) Girls arrested for fighting over
Boys.......33,8 76.
(13) Boys arrested for fighting over
Girls....... 66,405.
(14) Wives beating husbands in
public.......80 4.
(15) Husbands beating wives in
public......... ..1,209.
(16) Exchange of boxers for BB/
Tecno/Money For Brazillan
Hair........4m. (17) Divorce........ 557.
(18) Pregnancy .........39,572 .
(19) Number of switched off phones
on Feb 14......125m.
(20) HIV/ AIDS........203.
......real gist abi?

Posted: at 16-02-2014 02:50 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- ExpertTbright at 16-02-2014 03:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Ajanni and poster part 2
Posted: at 16-02-2014 03:28 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 16-02-2014 04:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 16-02-2014 03:28 PM
Ajanni and poster part 2
na ajanni and him bab on val day,,,,hanging out
Posted: at 16-02-2014 04:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 16-02-2014 04:12 PM (11 years ago)
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9ice 1
Posted: at 16-02-2014 04:12 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- justmak at 16-02-2014 04:28 PM (11 years ago)
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tank God say 9japal anti-christ no c dz one,,,,,if not dm for don scarter every were wt dere bad mouth,,,,old lazy fools,,,meh meeh biedamo chaka
Posted: at 16-02-2014 04:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 16-02-2014 04:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Hello Roll Eyes
Are u alryt?
Posted: at 16-02-2014 04:40 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 16-02-2014 04:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: justmak on 16-02-2014 04:09 PM
na ajanni and him bab on val day,,,,hanging out
otay
Maybe u are right
Posted: at 16-02-2014 04:41 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 16-02-2014 05:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 16-02-2014 03:28 PM
Ajanni and poster part 2
you & York papa
Posted: at 16-02-2014 05:01 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- justmak at 16-02-2014 05:01 PM (11 years ago)
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ok expartbright  i wan lock door make i drop key for u?  !!!!!!!!!!!!!! if ajanni or jossy come open door for        dem tel dem say i go buy ram come for ajanni berial
Posted: at 16-02-2014 05:01 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 16-02-2014 05:03 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: justmak on 16-02-2014 04:09 PM
na ajanni and him bab on val day,,,,hanging out
you and your papa
Posted: at 16-02-2014 05:03 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- justmak at 16-02-2014 05:20 PM (11 years ago)
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tank God say i no my papa,,,,,,,,u no even gt mamah not to talk of papa,,(lilwayn edition)den iska cowe,,,,,,,

so i will rather say ajanni phyuk u,,,,,bcz u brought dz on urself,,,,,

old fool
Posted: at 16-02-2014 05:20 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 16-02-2014 07:15 PM (11 years ago)
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That brown monkey (ajanni) don suffer Sad oh boy Roll Eyes e don do oo.. Sooo u sabi vex like this with this ya gentle looking face?
Posted: at 16-02-2014 07:15 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 16-02-2014 07:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 16-02-2014 07:15 PM
That brown monkey (ajanni) don suffer Sad oh boy Roll Eyes e don do oo.. Sooo u sabi vex like this with this ya gentle looking face?


ok i no go talk again,hm no de respect hm old age,na y i da vex for ram
Posted: at 16-02-2014 07:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 16-02-2014 08:04 PM (11 years ago)
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Am ari here
Posted: at 16-02-2014 08:04 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 16-02-2014 08:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: justmak on 16-02-2014 07:35 PM


ok i no go talk again,hm no de respect hm old age,na y i da vex for ram
hw many yrs old in be? No remove No add Roll Eyes
I wanted to knw so i go knw hw i go take deal with ram Angry
Posted: at 16-02-2014 08:57 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 17-02-2014 12:34 PM (11 years ago)
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chai see justmak and in bab Grin Grin Grin Grin
justmak just respect ur nyash b4 i kill u. Angry
i no de play with any body Undecided Undecided
make una leave ajanni for me Angry Angry
yess justmak ask me who i be  Angry Angry
i go rape u and ur family till sss come for una rescue. Angry i v spoken
Posted: at 17-02-2014 12:34 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 17-02-2014 03:53 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 17-02-2014 12:34 PM
chai see justmak and in bab Grin Grin Grin Grin
justmak just respect ur nyash b4 i kill u. Angry
i no de play with any body Undecided Undecided
make una leave ajanni for me Angry Angry
yess justmak ask me who i be  Angry Angry
i go rape u and ur family till sss come for una rescue. Angry i v spoken
rakelly or rkelly i no won no your name if u try me walahi telahi i will decend on u like thunderbolt,whatch u steps,d street is strict be warnd
Posted: at 17-02-2014 03:53 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 17-02-2014 05:11 PM (11 years ago)
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who bring this mad man here?
Posted: at 17-02-2014 05:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 17-02-2014 05:41 PM (11 years ago)
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u just park dat truck 4mainyard?
Posted: at 17-02-2014 05:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 17-02-2014 05:42 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 17-02-2014 05:11 PM
who bring this mad man here?
me ofcourse Sad
Na mad man?
Posted: at 17-02-2014 05:42 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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