hey ppl. i kn the latest topic is all about lies and cheat.i dont mean to create more bad air ,but i just want to share dis wit u all.a lady went to her finance's house to see him,she knocked on the door and no one replied.but after 10mins he opened the door.then he said to her "hi babe ,wat a suprise ,u culd hv just called me to let me kn u were cumin.".she replied "sry babe i just wanted to suprise u". they were talkin and he went to the kitchen to get her a drink.she sat on the sofa in the livin room,after like 5min she realised her phone battery was low and she needed a charger.she walked into the bedroom ,as she bent to get sumtin under the bed ,she saw a "sexy victoria secret thong".hell broke!!!!!!!!!!!!. she went to the kitchen and said to him "babe u bought me a rlly nice victoria secret thong ,thx alot".he went cold but u kn "men are allys men even if they get caught".he took the easiest way out.by sayin"oh huni the thong belongs to ma mom".and she said "ur mom is 65 huni ,remmember".and he said "u dont kn ma mom ,she just love to look sexy".as he was about to say sumtin else she said "i thought u said ur mom died some yrs back."he went completely cold and shot of words. she throw the pant at him and walked out.wat a beautiful lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.lol
Posted: at 18-06-2008 03:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
lucychizzy at 18-06-2008 04:13 PM (15 years ago) (f)
lmao
Posted: at 18-06-2008 04:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Did you hear the one where the woman is in therapy because she thought she was crazy. A woman came home early from work and she caught her husband in bed with another woman. She started screaming and yelling. The other woman quietly got up put on her blouse, her underwear, her skirt, and her shoes. the wife continues yelling and screaming asking her husband why. The other woman never said anything but quietly grabbed her pursue and car keys and left. After awhile the husband then replies, "Hi Honey, what are you doing home so early. Why do you look so upset, bad day at work? Do you wanna talk about it?" And the wife goes, "No, I want you to tell me about that woman." Then he looks around the bedroom, confused and asks, "What woman?"........
The wife was in therapy for months......LOL.............
You can't define me; I break the mold I speak my mind, don't do what I'm told I don't fake it, I co
Posted: at 19-06-2008 12:46 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Did you hear the one where the woman is in therapy because she thought she was crazy. A woman came home early from work and she caught her husband in bed with another woman. She started screaming and yelling. The other woman quietly got up put on her blouse, her underwear, her skirt, and her shoes. the wife continues yelling and screaming asking her husband why. The other woman never said anything but quietly grabbed her pursue and car keys and left. After awhile the husband then replies, "Hi Honey, what are you doing home so early. Why do you look so upset, bad day at work? Do you wanna talk about it?" And the wife goes, "No, I want you to tell me about that woman." Then he looks around the bedroom, confused and asks, "What woman?"........
The wife was in therapy for months......LOL.............
wat the hell.lol.
Posted: at 19-06-2008 05:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
myragonza at 20-06-2008 08:55 AM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Ihuoma on 19-06-2008 12:46 PM
Did you hear the one where the woman is in therapy because she thought she was crazy. A woman came home early from work and she caught her husband in bed with another woman. She started screaming and yelling. The other woman quietly got up put on her blouse, her underwear, her skirt, and her shoes. the wife continues yelling and screaming asking her husband why. The other woman never said anything but quietly grabbed her pursue and car keys and left. After awhile the husband then replies, "Hi Honey, what are you doing home so early. Why do you look so upset, bad day at work? Do you wanna talk about it?" And the wife goes, "No, I want you to tell me about that woman." Then he looks around the bedroom, confused and asks, "What woman?"........
The wife was in therapy for months......LOL.............
Interesting story but the guy wasn't a beautiful lier because if he was, he would have remembered that he's mother was late
A beautiful lier is a person that liers and get away with it
listen "every day for the thief ,but one day for the owner".his liein attitude has been goin on for a long time.it was not just tht day.he's a beautiful liar cos how on earth can u say such a thing about ur mum.inorder to save his sry ass ,he came up wit such.do u need more explaination?.lol.
Posted: at 20-06-2008 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
macgreat at 20-06-2008 02:13 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Not a beautiful lier... why?.. because he didnt get away with the lier
Quote from: onyin on 20-06-2008 01:19 PM
after like 5min she realised her phone battery was low and she needed a charger.she walked into the bedroom ,as she bent to get sumtin under the bed ,she saw a "sexy victoria secret thong".hell broke!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Na lie... hell didnt break,infact she was happy that the guy bought her a beautiful THONG *sound like a very known thong*
Quote from: onyin on 20-06-2008 01:19 PM
she went to the kitchen and said to him "babe u bought me a rlly nice victoria secret thong ,thx alot".he went cold but u kn "men are allys men even if they get caught".he took the easiest way out.by sayin"oh huni the thong belongs to ma mom"
A beautiful lier will play along and let her take herself for a ride not "Oh honey not for you it's for my mom"
GF:baby,you bought me a very nice thong... i love you,how did you know i fancied the thong?
BL: oh yes honey... i bought the thong yesterday and i was worried ...i thought you will not like it so i dumped it under the bed.
GF:Baby,i love it...is just that the size is a little big.
BL:yeah,that was one of the reason i didnt show it to you.
GF:dont worry honey... it doesnt matter the size,i will wear it just for you
now that's what i call the flow of a beautiful lier
My life is BEAUTIFUL! . . don't NEED attentions, Give 'em to those who really NEED 'em. . . No Time
Posted: at 20-06-2008 02:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
i hr u.lol.well tht was in those days.cos dis days if a girl does not handle a cheatin bf maturely ,he wil definitely get away wit it.wat did u expect her to do?.walk up to him and start shoutin and callin him names?.no ,her way was smart ,as he thinks his smart.so u beta stop liein if u are one.lol.and who on earth is gonna believe ur own style of "beautiful liein".dont ever say tht to a girl,even if she's dump.
Posted: at 20-06-2008 02:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Nope... you think that was smart... am just tring to open your eyes
she was happy, thought the guy bought her another thong to add to her thong collection
plz think twice.how can u buy ur fiance a used thong .even if it's second hand ,at least second hand wil be washed.but this one is welled used.and mind u there is nutin lik second hand used "thong".lol
Posted: at 20-06-2008 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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