![-]( "myragonza") myragonza at 25-06-2008 07:47 AM (16 years ago)  (f) and mine is "Toot...Toot.....Toot.....Toot..." 
| Posted: at 25-06-2008 07:47 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "onyin") onyin at 25-06-2008 02:57 PM (16 years ago) (f) hahahahah
@oyin
the guy dey mak me go "nut"lol. | Posted: at 25-06-2008 02:57 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyin") onyin at 25-06-2008 03:01 PM (16 years ago) (f) beautiful liar
beyonce n shakira...
Hated that song. it's most guys favorite .lol | Posted: at 25-06-2008 03:01 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyin") onyin at 25-06-2008 03:04 PM (16 years ago) (f) Beautiful until u get caught. Then its pitiful!
lol. | Posted: at 25-06-2008 03:04 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyin") onyin at 25-06-2008 03:29 PM (16 years ago) (f) hey ppl.
i kn the latest topic is all about lies and cheat.i dont mean to create more bad air ,but i just want to share dis wit u all.a lady went to her finance's house to see him,she knocked on the door and no one replied.but after 10mins he opened the door.then he said to her "hi babe ,wat a suprise ,u culd hv just called me to let me kn u were cumin.".she replied "sry babe i just wanted to suprise u".
they were talkin and he went to the kitchen to get her a drink.she sat on the sofa in the livin room,after like 5min she realised her phone battery was low and she needed a charger.she walked into the bedroom ,as she bent to get sumtin under the bed ,she saw a "sexy victoria secret thong".hell broke!!!!!!!!!!!!.
she went to the kitchen and said to him "babe u bought me a rlly nice victoria secret thong ,thx alot".he went cold but u kn "men are allys men even if they get caught".he took the easiest way out.by sayin"oh huni the thong belongs to ma mom".and she said "ur mom is 65 huni ,remmember".and he said "u dont kn ma mom ,she just love to look sexy".as he was about to say sumtin else she said "i thought u said ur mom died some yrs back."he went completely cold and shot of words.
she throw the pant at him and walked out.wat a beautiful lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.lol
ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL LIAR!!!!!!!! this is another naija beautiful liar. a chinese girl asked a naija guy "why is it tht naija girls has big booty and we chinese have none?".he smiled in a sexy way and said"it becos they have naija guys who use perform MAGIC on them".and she asked "wat type of magic and can u perform the magic on me cos ma booty is just too flat".and he replied "sure ,i wil".wel ,he performed the magic for a week but the chinese girl was not satisfied wit the result ,as the booty was not growin any bigger.she said to him "u hv been perfomin this magic for a week ,but ma booty is not growin any bigger ,why?".he replied in broken english sayin "na where u dey when God they give them booty". | Posted: at 25-06-2008 03:29 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyin") onyin at 25-06-2008 03:33 PM (16 years ago) (f) lol.u guys kn the magic,right?. | Posted: at 25-06-2008 03:33 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "vincenice") vincenice at 25-06-2008 06:42 PM (16 years ago) (m) hey ppl.
i kn the latest topic is all about lies and cheat.i dont mean to create more bad air ,but i just want to share dis wit u all.a lady went to her finance's house to see him,she knocked on the door and no one replied.but after 10mins he opened the door.then he said to her "hi babe ,wat a suprise ,u culd hv just called me to let me kn u were cumin.".she replied "sry babe i just wanted to suprise u".
they were talkin and he went to the kitchen to get her a drink.she sat on the sofa in the livin room,after like 5min she realised her phone battery was low and she needed a charger.she walked into the bedroom ,as she bent to get sumtin under the bed ,she saw a "sexy victoria secret thong".hell broke!!!!!!!!!!!!.
she went to the kitchen and said to him "babe u bought me a rlly nice victoria secret thong ,thx alot".he went cold but u kn "men are allys men even if they get caught".he took the easiest way out.by sayin"oh huni the thong belongs to ma mom".and she said "ur mom is 65 huni ,remmember".and he said "u dont kn ma mom ,she just love to look sexy".as he was about to say sumtin else she said "i thought u said ur mom died some yrs back."he went completely cold and shot of words.
she throw the pant at him and walked out.wat a beautiful lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.lol
beautiful and phyuked up lie. d bobo no sugi na how much, if na me i go leave em 4 d omo. organize anoder one 4 d runs, no long thing na to buy ander one na. | Posted: at 25-06-2008 06:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "myragonza") myragonza at 26-06-2008 09:46 AM (16 years ago) (f) hey ppl.
i kn the latest topic is all about lies and cheat.i dont mean to create more bad air ,but i just want to share dis wit u all.a lady went to her finance's house to see him,she knocked on the door and no one replied.but after 10mins he opened the door.then he said to her "hi babe ,wat a suprise ,u culd hv just called me to let me kn u were cumin.".she replied "sry babe i just wanted to suprise u".
they were talkin and he went to the kitchen to get her a drink.she sat on the sofa in the livin room,after like 5min she realised her phone battery was low and she needed a charger.she walked into the bedroom ,as she bent to get sumtin under the bed ,she saw a "sexy victoria secret thong".hell broke!!!!!!!!!!!!.
she went to the kitchen and said to him "babe u bought me a rlly nice victoria secret thong ,thx alot".he went cold but u kn "men are allys men even if they get caught".he took the easiest way out.by sayin"oh huni the thong belongs to ma mom".and she said "ur mom is 65 huni ,remmember".and he said "u dont kn ma mom ,she just love to look sexy".as he was about to say sumtin else she said "i thought u said ur mom died some yrs back."he went completely cold and shot of words.
she throw the pant at him and walked out.wat a beautiful lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.lol
ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL LIAR!!!!!!!! this is another naija beautiful liar. a chinese girl asked a naija guy "why is it tht naija girls has big booty and we chinese have none?".he smiled in a sexy way and said"it becos they have naija guys who use perform MAGIC on them".and she asked "wat type of magic and can u perform the magic on me cos ma booty is just too flat".and he replied "sure ,i wil".wel ,he performed the magic for a week but the chinese girl was not satisfied wit the result ,as the booty was not growin any bigger.she said to him "u hv been perfomin this magic for a week ,but ma booty is not growin any bigger ,why?".he replied in broken english sayin "na where u dey when God they give them booty". i wonder how chinko shit......lmao.....
| Posted: at 26-06-2008 09:46 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "onyin") onyin at 26-06-2008 03:19 PM (16 years ago) (f) hey ppl.
i kn the latest topic is all about lies and cheat.i dont mean to create more bad air ,but i just want to share dis wit u all.a lady went to her finance's house to see him,she knocked on the door and no one replied.but after 10mins he opened the door.then he said to her "hi babe ,wat a suprise ,u culd hv just called me to let me kn u were cumin.".she replied "sry babe i just wanted to suprise u".
they were talkin and he went to the kitchen to get her a drink.she sat on the sofa in the livin room,after like 5min she realised her phone battery was low and she needed a charger.she walked into the bedroom ,as she bent to get sumtin under the bed ,she saw a "sexy victoria secret thong".hell broke!!!!!!!!!!!!.
she went to the kitchen and said to him "babe u bought me a rlly nice victoria secret thong ,thx alot".he went cold but u kn "men are allys men even if they get caught".he took the easiest way out.by sayin"oh huni the thong belongs to ma mom".and she said "ur mom is 65 huni ,remmember".and he said "u dont kn ma mom ,she just love to look sexy".as he was about to say sumtin else she said "i thought u said ur mom died some yrs back."he went completely cold and shot of words.
she throw the pant at him and walked out.wat a beautiful lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.lol
beautiful and ed up lie. d bobo no sugi na how much, if na me i go leave em 4 d omo. organize anoder one 4 d runs, no long thing na to buy ander one na. so u be one of them.lol | Posted: at 26-06-2008 03:19 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "vincenice") vincenice at 26-06-2008 03:57 PM (16 years ago) (m) hey ppl.
i kn the latest topic is all about lies and cheat.i dont mean to create more bad air ,but i just want to share dis wit u all.a lady went to her finance's house to see him,she knocked on the door and no one replied.but after 10mins he opened the door.then he said to her "hi babe ,wat a suprise ,u culd hv just called me to let me kn u were cumin.".she replied "sry babe i just wanted to suprise u".
they were talkin and he went to the kitchen to get her a drink.she sat on the sofa in the livin room,after like 5min she realised her phone battery was low and she needed a charger.she walked into the bedroom ,as she bent to get sumtin under the bed ,she saw a "sexy victoria secret thong".hell broke!!!!!!!!!!!!.
she went to the kitchen and said to him "babe u bought me a rlly nice victoria secret thong ,thx alot".he went cold but u kn "men are allys men even if they get caught".he took the easiest way out.by sayin"oh huni the thong belongs to ma mom".and she said "ur mom is 65 huni ,remmember".and he said "u dont kn ma mom ,she just love to look sexy".as he was about to say sumtin else she said "i thought u said ur mom died some yrs back."he went completely cold and shot of words.
she throw the pant at him and walked out.wat a beautiful lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.lol
beautiful and ed up lie. d bobo no sugi na how much, if na me i go leave em 4 d omo. organize anoder one 4 d runs, no long thing na to buy ander one na. so u be one of them.lol na so u think? | Posted: at 26-06-2008 03:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "onyin") onyin at 26-06-2008 04:33 PM (16 years ago) (f) i no kn.unless, u admit. | Posted: at 26-06-2008 04:33 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "vincenice") vincenice at 26-06-2008 04:37 PM (16 years ago) (m) i no kn.unless, u admit.
That was then. now i dey hook. | Posted: at 26-06-2008 04:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "onyin") onyin at 26-06-2008 04:44 PM (16 years ago) (f) gud for u.dont wry u wuld find a nice girl.or u already get one?.lol. | Posted: at 26-06-2008 04:44 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "vincenice") vincenice at 26-06-2008 04:47 PM (16 years ago) (m) gud for u.dont wry u wuld find a nice girl.or u already get one?.lol.
i don get. but i fit still find u na abi waitin u think. | Posted: at 26-06-2008 04:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "onyin") onyin at 26-06-2008 04:56 PM (16 years ago) (f) i beg tht one na cheatin.hw i go follow u do watin another person do me waa mak me cry.lol | Posted: at 26-06-2008 04:56 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "macgreat") macgreat at 26-06-2008 06:43 PM (16 years ago) (m) @onyin, HI  Hw ae yu  Sorry...  pls don't go "nut"
My life is BEAUTIFUL! . . don't NEED attentions, Give 'em to those who really NEED 'em. . . No Time | Posted: at 26-06-2008 06:43 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "vincenice") vincenice at 26-06-2008 07:10 PM (16 years ago) (m) i beg tht one na cheatin.hw i go follow u do watin another person do me waa mak me cry.lol
how u go cry. | Posted: at 26-06-2008 07:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "onyin") onyin at 28-06-2008 02:19 PM (16 years ago) (f) @onyin, HI Hw ae yu Sorry... pls don't go "nut" i'm cool.don't wry we are pals.forever.lol. | Posted: at 28-06-2008 02:19 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyin") onyin at 28-06-2008 02:25 PM (16 years ago) (f) i beg tht one na cheatin.hw i go follow u do watin another person do me waa mak me cry.lol
how u go cry. if u mak ur sweet 16 cry ,i go hamma u ma self | Posted: at 28-06-2008 02:25 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Vixenx") Vixenx at 28-06-2008 08:33 PM (16 years ago) (f) beautiful liar..... thanks! | Posted: at 28-06-2008 08:33 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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