Installing husband application

Date: 19-08-2009 5:45 pm (11 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- at 19-08-2009 05:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Baseball 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support




 Grin

anything for laghter's sake


just2sexy


Posted: at 19-08-2009 05:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- coolguys235 at 19-08-2009 06:04 PM (11 years ago)
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this one now newspaper ooooooooo Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 19-08-2009 06:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-08-2009 06:07 PM (11 years ago)
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clear make better people come, @teeco diplomatik is in the house..... but im not gonna tell u the forum

Posted: at 19-08-2009 06:07 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 19-08-2009 06:33 PM (11 years ago)
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9ce 1

Posted: at 19-08-2009 06:33 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 19-08-2009 06:50 PM (11 years ago)
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 Angry Angry

Posted: at 19-08-2009 06:50 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-08-2009 07:06 PM (11 years ago)
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thanx xter

Posted: at 19-08-2009 07:06 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 19-08-2009 07:07 PM (11 years ago)
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cant read
Posted: at 19-08-2009 07:07 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-08-2009 07:11 PM (11 years ago)
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re u blind?

Posted: at 19-08-2009 07:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 19-08-2009 07:16 PM (11 years ago)
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this one wey u dey jam talk like this wetin u eat 2day.............
i don accept ur fight request....u better check it b4 i knock u out TKO Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-08-2009 07:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 19-08-2009 07:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 19-08-2009 07:11 PM
re u blind?

wat stupid question are u guys from d zoo
Posted: at 19-08-2009 07:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-08-2009 09:11 PM (11 years ago)
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If u cant read, pass instead of teling us. That do u want us to do?

Posted: at 19-08-2009 09:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- born4solution at 19-08-2009 09:22 PM (11 years ago)
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nice one indeed..
Posted: at 19-08-2009 09:22 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 19-08-2009 09:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Thank you

Posted: at 19-08-2009 09:25 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 19-08-2009 10:16 PM (11 years ago)
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no fire the girl too much

Posted: at 19-08-2009 10:16 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 19-08-2009 10:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 19-08-2009 09:11 PM
If u cant read, pass instead of teling us. That do u want us to do?

mcheww learn how to talk faggot
Posted: at 19-08-2009 10:59 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 19-08-2009 11:09 PM (11 years ago)
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hahah mrs iron wey dey spit fire why faggot thts 3 much

Posted: at 19-08-2009 11:09 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 19-08-2009 11:10 PM (11 years ago)
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hehe he made me say dat am sorry
Posted: at 19-08-2009 11:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 19-08-2009 11:25 PM (11 years ago)
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look who's back... my sweet babe seems to be on the league...
sup??? babe??? chill.... don't mind him. he is not familiar with you i guess.
@ poster ...... chill man!
good stuff anywayz!!!!!!

Posted: at 19-08-2009 11:25 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 19-08-2009 11:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: scorpionheart99 on 19-08-2009 11:25 PM
look who's back... my sweet babe seems to be on the league...
sup??? babe??? chill.... don't mind him. he is not familiar with you i guess.
@ poster ...... chill man!
good stuff anywayz!!!!!!

hehe hey babe am trynna chill menh!!dis place changed where is favvy
Posted: at 19-08-2009 11:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 19-08-2009 11:32 PM (11 years ago)
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gone to gunners

Posted: at 19-08-2009 11:32 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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