pope12 at 31-08-2009 07:51 PM (14 years ago) (m) 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
MAN DEY STAND UP PISS AND WOMAN NO FIT LOL. IF I LIE MAKE UNA TRY AM Posted: at 31-08-2009 07:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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i was here!
anything worth doing is worth doing well Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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erikaakpan at 31-08-2009 08:40 PM (14 years ago) (f) i was here!
with me.....
Flirtation: Attention without intention. Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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diplomatik at 31-08-2009 08:45 PM (14 years ago) (f) does ur husband know..
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:45 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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erikaakpan at 31-08-2009 08:48 PM (14 years ago) (f) hahahaha...NO!
Flirtation: Attention without intention. Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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macgreat at 31-08-2009 08:49 PM (14 years ago) (m) whats up na.. Paddy mee... i dey Ooo, hope ya weekend was banging? La la Hee!..
see her
la hee la la hee kabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Wetin dey? you don chop? i was here!
with me..... you berra erase this before he catch you
My life is BEAUTIFUL! . . don't NEED attentions, Give 'em to those who really NEED 'em. . . No Time Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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diplomatik at 31-08-2009 08:52 PM (14 years ago) (f) hahahaha...NO!
i thought so
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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hmmmmmmmmmm last born thatz a way to go....
Geoin4matic Engineer .. Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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I'm so with U on No.8
Bottomline the typical man and the typical woman live lives in opposite directions and most people fail to find a mid-point to meet and proceed
u mean the equilibrium? Posted: at 31-08-2009 09:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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Toks-E at 31-08-2009 09:17 PM (14 years ago) (m) funny thread
2.0. Posted: at 31-08-2009 09:17 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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pope12 at 31-08-2009 09:20 PM (14 years ago) (m) I'm so with U on No.8
Bottomline the typical man and the typical woman live lives in opposite directions and most people fail to find a mid-point to meet and proceed
u mean the equilibrium?no equilibrium. man na man, woman na woman Posted: at 31-08-2009 09:20 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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I'm so with U on No.8
Bottomline the typical man and the typical woman live lives in opposite directions and most people fail to find a mid-point to meet and proceed
u mean the equilibrium?no equilibrium. man na man, woman na woman where they r equal? (equilibrium) Posted: at 31-08-2009 09:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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pope12 at 31-08-2009 09:32 PM (14 years ago) (m) I'm so with U on No.8
Bottomline the typical man and the typical woman live lives in opposite directions and most people fail to find a mid-point to meet and proceed
u mean the equilibrium?no equilibrium. man na man, woman na woman where they r equal? (equilibrium)u fit stand up piss Posted: at 31-08-2009 09:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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I'm so with U on No.8
Bottomline the typical man and the typical woman live lives in opposite directions and most people fail to find a mid-point to meet and proceed
u mean the equilibrium?no equilibrium. man na man, woman na woman where they r equal? (equilibrium)u fit stand up piss what the hell is that supposed to mean? Posted: at 31-08-2009 09:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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I'm so with U on No.8
Bottomline the typical man and the typical woman live lives in opposite directions and most people fail to find a mid-point to meet and proceed
u mean the equilibrium?4getin Posted: at 1-09-2009 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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HOPEA23 at 1-09-2009 11:40 AM (14 years ago) (f) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LOVE COMES TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN IT...LET TALK ABOUT LOVE. Posted: at 1-09-2009 11:40 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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KleverC at 2-09-2009 01:01 AM (14 years ago) (m) hmmmmmmmmmm
last born thatz a way to go....
even here?
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up Posted: at 2-09-2009 01:01 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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McBona at 2-09-2009 01:10 AM (14 years ago) (m) and there Posted: at 2-09-2009 01:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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KleverC at 2-09-2009 01:15 AM (14 years ago) (m) ok
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up Posted: at 2-09-2009 01:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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McBona at 2-09-2009 01:16 AM (14 years ago) (m) just that? Posted: at 2-09-2009 01:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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