heaven ,as she stood in front of St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates, she saw huge wall of
clocks behind her. She asked, "What are
all those clocks?" St Peter answered,
"Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you tell a lie,
the hands on your clock will move." "Oh,"
said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's
Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have
never moved, indicating that he never
told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And
whose is that one?" St Peter responded,
"That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Zik told
only two lies in his entire life." "Where is
my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked
Stella."Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan because of its
speed".
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