resurrection

Date: 10-04-2014 1:55 pm (10 years ago) | Author: charlotte ansong
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- at 10-04-2014 01:55 PM (10 years ago)
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A man who was tired of life decided to commit suicide under a mango tree, the son quickly run to him n said Dad I just won 100million dollars, I promise u that ur funeral would be a big celebration. The dad said to him fool, untie me quickly n lets go n celebrate my resurrection.

Posted: at 10-04-2014 01:55 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rakelly at 10-04-2014 04:11 PM (10 years ago)
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abeg comment na
Posted: at 10-04-2014 04:11 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 10-04-2014 05:11 PM (10 years ago)
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 Sad
Posted: at 10-04-2014 05:11 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 11-04-2014 07:18 AM (10 years ago)
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next commentator pls
Posted: at 11-04-2014 07:18 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 11-04-2014 10:43 AM (10 years ago)
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next pls
Posted: at 11-04-2014 10:43 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 11-04-2014 11:02 AM (10 years ago)
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make ona comment
Posted: at 11-04-2014 11:02 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-04-2014 09:40 PM (10 years ago)
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dryyyyy
Posted: at 11-04-2014 09:40 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Amaight at 12-04-2014 12:17 AM (10 years ago)
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Na under mango tree u compose dis joke ni?
Posted: at 12-04-2014 12:17 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 12-04-2014 07:40 AM (10 years ago)
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no, under ur tree rather
Posted: at 12-04-2014 07:40 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngrashy at 12-04-2014 09:37 AM (10 years ago)
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Which tree b dat??
Posted: at 12-04-2014 09:37 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 12-04-2014 11:13 AM (10 years ago)
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panky tree
Posted: at 12-04-2014 11:13 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- iamkwame at 12-04-2014 12:33 PM (10 years ago)
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noted, wai
Posted: at 12-04-2014 12:33 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Amaight at 12-04-2014 02:30 PM (10 years ago)
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Helep me ask ram na wich tree she dey talk abt
Posted: at 12-04-2014 02:30 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-04-2014 07:53 PM (10 years ago)
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Lips Sealed
Posted: at 13-04-2014 07:53 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 13-04-2014 07:53 PM (10 years ago)
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Lips Sealed
Posted: at 13-04-2014 07:53 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 14-04-2014 11:05 AM (10 years ago)
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under ur tennis tree Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 14-04-2014 11:05 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 14-04-2014 12:58 PM (10 years ago)
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I no get tree. na engine I get.
Posted: at 14-04-2014 12:58 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 14-04-2014 04:00 PM (10 years ago)
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u mean d push to start one?
Posted: at 14-04-2014 04:00 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 14-04-2014 06:58 PM (10 years ago)
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April fool tinz..
Posted: at 14-04-2014 06:58 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 14-04-2014 07:54 PM (10 years ago)
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Shey dis one na joke?
wuen wuen wuen wuen wuen Cry
Posted: at 14-04-2014 07:54 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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