LMAO: Gov. Kwankwaso ‘Sweeps Off’ Jonathan’s Feet After Visiting Kano

Date: 15-04-2014 11:41 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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Remember Kano Governor earlier said the president was not welcomed in Kano? Well the president visited the State this morning before jetting off to Ibadan, and after he left, the Governor and other APC members had to ‘sweep off his feet’ from the state. Smh…politics is so funny.


Posted: at 15-04-2014 11:41 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- MtuG at 15-04-2014 11:55 PM (10 years ago)
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Tackle da boko haram b4 we No ur hands are cleans Mr Jona..Ur asministration is blood suckin...
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- omomalaga1 at 16-04-2014 12:46 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: MtuG on 15-04-2014 11:55 PM
Tackle da boko haram b4 we No ur hands are cleans Mr Jona..Ur asministration is blood suckin...
u are very stupid, go say that to buhari.
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- winace at 16-04-2014 03:42 AM (10 years ago)
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Na wash. Make una no mind any of dem. Dem dey bow for Joe
Posted: at 16-04-2014 03:42 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- thebest360 at 16-04-2014 03:53 AM (10 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 16-04-2014 03:53 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- tankNZ at 16-04-2014 04:39 AM (10 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 16-04-2014 04:39 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- doncoyon at 16-04-2014 05:22 AM (10 years ago)
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THE THREE VIEWS OF ISLAM!!!
There are three points of view relative to Islam. The point of view de- pends upon how you think about Mohammed. If you believe Mohammed is the prophet of Allah, then you are a believer. If you don’t, you are a non- believer. The third viewpoint is that of an apologist for Islam. Apologists do not believe that Mohammed was a prophet, but they are tolerant about Islam without any actual knowledge of Islam.
Here is an example of the three points of view.
In Medina, Mohammed sat all day long beside his 12-year-old wife while they watched as the heads of 800 Jews were removed by sword. Their heads were cut off because they had said that Mohammed was not the prophet of Allah. Muslims view these deaths as necessary because de- nying Mohammed’s prophet-hood was, and remains, an offense against Islam. They were beheaded because it is sanctioned by Allah.
Nonbelievers look at this event as proof of the jihadic violence of Islam and as an evil act.
Apologists say that this was an historic event; that all cultures have vio- lence in their past, and no judgment should be passed. They have never actually read any of Islam’s foundational texts, but speak authoritatively about Islam.
According to the different points of view, killing the 800 Jews was:
• A tragedy
• A perfect sacred act
• Another historical event. We have done worse.
There is no “right” view of Islam, since the views cannot be reconciled.
Everything must be viewed from the perspective of how Islam affects non-Mus- lims. This also means that the religion is of little importance. A Muslim cares about the religion of Islam, but all nonbelievers are affected by Is- lam’s political views.
Muslims are people and vary from one to another. Religion is what one does to go to Paradise and avoid Hell.
We must talk about Islam in the political realm, because it is a powerful political system.
Posted: at 16-04-2014 05:22 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- doncoyon at 16-04-2014 05:23 AM (10 years ago)
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Islam is shit Muslims can suck my bolls
Posted: at 16-04-2014 05:23 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DrSoba at 16-04-2014 05:24 AM (10 years ago)
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 Grin  Grin
Posted: at 16-04-2014 05:24 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Wysetots at 16-04-2014 05:28 AM (10 years ago)
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Crazy old fools.
Posted: at 16-04-2014 05:28 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2014 05:41 AM (10 years ago)
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them dey fool themselves..
Posted: at 16-04-2014 05:41 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- angesco at 16-04-2014 05:47 AM (10 years ago)
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The governor AND his cabinet swept the land Jonathan stood on.

AND Jonathan SHOOK the dust off the bottom of his shoes before he boarded his plane!

The MASTER had left.

Of course the SERVANTS clean up!

Posted: at 16-04-2014 05:47 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- okuboye at 16-04-2014 06:26 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: doncoyon on 16-04-2014 05:22 AM
THE THREE VIEWS OF ISLAM!!!
There are three points of view relative to Islam. The point of view de- pends upon how you think about Mohammed. If you believe Mohammed is the prophet of Allah, then you are a believer. If you don’t, you are a non- believer. The third viewpoint is that of an apologist for Islam. Apologists do not believe that Mohammed was a prophet, but they are tolerant about Islam without any actual knowledge of Islam.
Here is an example of the three points of view.
In Medina, Mohammed sat all day long beside his 12-year-old wife while they watched as the heads of 800 Jews were removed by sword. Their heads were cut off because they had said that Mohammed was not the prophet of Allah. Muslims view these deaths as necessary because de- nying Mohammed’s prophet-hood was, and remains, an offense against Islam. They were beheaded because it is sanctioned by Allah.
Nonbelievers look at this event as proof of the jihadic violence of Islam and as an evil act.
Apologists say that this was an historic event; that all cultures have vio- lence in their past, and no judgment should be passed. They have never actually read any of Islam’s foundational texts, but speak authoritatively about Islam.
According to the different points of view, killing the 800 Jews was:
• A tragedy
• A perfect sacred act
• Another historical event. We have done worse.
There is no “right” view of Islam, since the views cannot be reconciled.
Everything must be viewed from the perspective of how Islam affects non-Mus- lims. This also means that the religion is of little importance. A Muslim cares about the religion of Islam, but all nonbelievers are affected by Is- lam’s political views.
Muslims are people and vary from one to another. Religion is what one does to go to Paradise and avoid Hell.
We must talk about Islam in the political realm, because it is a powerful political system.
tell me  the chapter or verse of quran where u get this rubbish... I dnt knw why u are so stupid, u talk of what u hav no knowledge...mumu like you. Full dis forum
Posted: at 16-04-2014 06:26 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- daveobahon at 16-04-2014 06:58 AM (10 years ago)
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Tackle da boko haram b4 we No ur hands are cleans Mr Jona..Ur asministration is blood suckin...
YOU ARE SICK SIR
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- rowlandlove at 16-04-2014 07:03 AM (10 years ago)
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that isn't the act of mature politics making fool of them selves thingking it was funny  hun hun  all APC leaders are  the the sponsor of bokoharam now trying to donate blood to victim to make it sems that their BUSH APC  is the best.well all GEJ haters hun hun hun they can go suck my balllllllllssssss jona baba go pass them
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- vantheo at 16-04-2014 07:25 AM (10 years ago)
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Hehehe. Na only woman dey do this tin

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- angesco at 16-04-2014 07:35 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: angesco on 16-04-2014 05:47 AM
The governor AND his cabinet swept the land Jonathan stood on.

AND Jonathan SHOOK the dust off the bottom of his shoes before he boarded his plane!

The MASTER had left.

Of course the SERVANTS clean up!


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- dondada4040 at 16-04-2014 07:57 AM (10 years ago)
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All the politicians in Nigeria are mostly retarded mentally and need psychiatric assessment because it is unfortunate that the least in our country's scale of preference becomes their most important priority. The whole parties should go to hell for all I care regardless who represents them. The boko haram issue has gone beyond ethnicity, religion and political parties, for crying out loud people are dying and it could be you, me or our relatives, I think the governors, the police, the military, the people around them and most especially the president need to work together as one body to overcome.
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- timidadigi at 16-04-2014 08:27 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: angesco on 16-04-2014 05:47 AM
The governor AND his cabinet swept the land Jonathan stood on.

AND Jonathan SHOOK the dust off the bottom of his shoes before he boarded his plane!

The MASTER had left.

Of course the SERVANTS clean up!


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- rabbai666 at 16-04-2014 09:12 AM (10 years ago)
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STUPID PEOPLE. INSTEAD OF TACKLING THE NATIONAL DISASTER THAT BEFELL US, THEY ARE BUST SHOWING THEIR STUPIDTY.

CHECK ME OUT FOR ONPOINT GISTS.

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Posted: at 16-04-2014 09:12 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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