The SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican officially announced some days ago that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”
The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.
Esthernice at 23-04-2014 05:19 PM (11 years ago) (f)
Am talking u oooooo, dis is a very stupid joke ooooooo, all dis false prophet, our God is jus watching, by d time he strikes u guys, by dat time, evry oda false prophet will learn lesson n repent sharp sharp....Nonesense!!!
Posted: at 23-04-2014 05:19 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
whoever is saying dis rubbish must be high on sometin am sure d devil is using him 2 lure so many pple 2 hell DO NOT BE DECEIVE! HIS COMING MAY TARRY BUT 1 SURE THING IS THAT HE WILL COME AT THE RIGHT TIME
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Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Chericoco at 23-04-2014 06:47 PM (11 years ago) (f)
Why will jesus come? With the evil ways humans live now? Reverend Fathers molesting young boys, reverend sisters having babies, killings, homosegxwals all over, etc. Vatican don't have faith in God or Jesus christ if such statement came from them.
Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:47 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
This man has at one stroke,deflated the hopes of most black people who according to Bob Marley think"Great God will come from the sky,take away everything and make everybody feel high,but if you know what live is worth,you would look for yours on earth.so now your see the light,stand up for your rights" (Get up stand up) to a better live.We need good roads,health facilities,security,clean water and good food with decent housing thrown into the mix and not some fairy-tale rapture story or the 72 virgins fable. I bet you that if we cant get some of these amenities mentioned here,most black people will want to live to an old age instead of praying for Jesus to come and end the world everyday.
Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:48 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
SHAGASHA at 23-04-2014 06:59 PM (11 years ago) (m)
na wah o, i dnt believe it sha. but no matter wat they say, i believe HE IS COMING BACK. GOD CANNOT LIKE, HE CANT GET HIGH SO PPL SHOULD BE CAREFUL ON THEIR CHOICE OF WORDS ESPECIALLY WHEN IT HAS TO DO WITH OUR CREATOR.
Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:59 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
odimajorr at 23-04-2014 07:02 PM (11 years ago) (m)
AM VERY SURE this statement alone will brainwash millions of pple on earth. Devil is using men of God these End of days so dat dey can turn from God. Whether u like it or not Jesus is coming back. Hold ur faith Yea christians for the lord will appear in the clouds and the trumpets will be blown by the angels of the most high God. Don't be carried away by false prophets...
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Posted: at 23-04-2014 07:02 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
I understand this was SAID by POPE BENEDICT. And MAYBE this CAN explain WHY HE HAD TO STEP DOWN. After all, pope's NEVER STEP DOWN- he was only the SECOND or THIRD pope to DO SO.
The PRESENT pope is POPE FRANCIS.
Posted: at 23-04-2014 07:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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