over sabi dey worry am

It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student, Mensah, a Ghanaian, joined the class in one of Nigeria's universities.

The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigeria history."
The Lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up.
Mensah replied: "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875" "very good!" said lecturer.
Then she asked again, who said, "The land use act will feed the nation?"
Again, no response except from Mensah: " Obasanjo, 1976."
The Lecturer snapped at the class; "Class, you should be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our Country, knows more about its' history than you do."
The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go" "who said that?" she demanded, Mensah put his hand up, "Buhari 1984."
At that point, a student in the back scornfully said; "Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Mensah said, "Babangida to Abiola, 1992"
Now furious, another student yelled; "Oh yeah! Eat this!" Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1992"
Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said; "You little poo. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Mensah frantically yelled at the at the top of his voice; "Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!"
The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh poo, we're in Big trouble now!" Mensah whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007 "
Someone angrily said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool" Mensah smiled replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011"

Posted: at 30-04-2014 07:58 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie

ok

Posted: at 30-04-2014 04:44 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

They never born me since this joke dey exist
Ano talk say na pb4 oo

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Posted: at 30-04-2014 06:07 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

9ice 1

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Posted: at 2-05-2014 07:03 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero

update ur brain too

Posted: at 2-05-2014 12:58 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

but why?

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Posted: at 4-05-2014 09:43 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 7-05-2014 02:56 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

She just escaped from boko haram hand
She no fit talk wetin her eyes saw for there
Psn no fit talk am 

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Posted: at 7-05-2014 05:59 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

she follow for the chibok girls?

Posted: at 8-05-2014 05:20 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

alabi you too follow?

Posted: at 9-05-2014 04:07 PM (9 years ago) | Hero