football/sex "na u sabi b4!

Date: 03-05-2014 10:48 am (10 years ago) | Author: Adekunle kolawole
- at 3-05-2014 10:48 AM (10 years ago)
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Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll
20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass
21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury
22.You and your girl break up= Game over
23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD! Lmao...

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- Holyboss at 3-05-2014 03:18 PM (9 years ago)
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mtchew
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- ExpertTbright at 3-05-2014 03:55 PM (9 years ago)
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This is another



Posted: at 3-05-2014 03:55 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 3-05-2014 05:22 PM (9 years ago)
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OK ooo. una dey try no b small
Posted: at 3-05-2014 05:22 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- koliano4me at 3-05-2014 06:01 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  3-05-2014 03:55 PM
This is another
u don't knw how much u dey pay bovi Angry
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- Holyboss at 3-05-2014 09:02 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  3-05-2014 03:55 PM
This is another




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- zeigbo at 10-07-2014 05:33 AM (9 years ago)
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mmmm
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- rakelly at 10-07-2014 12:27 PM (9 years ago)
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digger
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- zeigbo at 10-07-2014 10:34 PM (9 years ago)
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digging what
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- koliano4me at 12-07-2014 10:18 AM (9 years ago)
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Digging well Grin
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- zeigbo at 12-07-2014 11:47 AM (9 years ago)
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