![-]( "MrTee") MrTee at 13-01-2008 09:28 PM (17 years ago)  (m) yeah... dissappointed.. thats the kind of outing you call..."Its better not talk about it" | Posted: at 13-01-2008 09:28 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "myragonza") myragonza at 15-01-2008 06:47 AM (17 years ago) (f) honeypot odour!!!.... thats the correct answer. you see...... while they where busy learning each other in the love motel, some kind of strong rotten fish smell replaced the fresh and romantic air.It bombarded the whole room to an extent that the guy was screaming "mother flowers!!!!!" involuntarily and uncontrollably. he got up and made straight to the bathroom(with his pants in his hand and cum still dripping from his abuna) to wash up. the lady gentle slipped into her cloths and and switched on the air conditioner. that was when the shit got worse.(the bio-hazard was then properly and evenly distributed around the room). "holyshit!!! it even smells worse here!!!, wtf!!!, oh curses!!!!!" the dude chanted as he jumped out of the bathroom with a bowl of water and dick still covered with soap lather. he decided to do the washing in the room despite the lady's protest. so after the scene he(managed to )kiss the lady goodbye and they both went to their various destinations. so tell me ..........how will they call each other?, what are they going to talk about?the guy will probably be having paranoid thoughts of sex diseases. even a common headache will make his do tests after tests........AND on the lady's part......hm well she will probably change her phone number and never ever cross the path where she first met the dude (you all already know why)
well....i guess u can only smell honeypot odour from a chinko honeypot.......coz thats what my friends in Asia are telling me...lmao
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![-]( "damien2") damien2 at 15-01-2008 01:45 PM (17 years ago) (m) hahahahaah but myragonza, the so called chinko honeypot is the cleanest among the whole women in the world. ask any man, both black , white or asian. every nigerian who had had sex in naija or even in europe says so. maybe your asian friends are sleep with dthose dirty chinese girls who hardly wash their under wear. lol or maybe expired wh*res.  | Posted: at 15-01-2008 01:45 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "damien2") damien2 at 15-01-2008 01:53 PM (17 years ago) (m) am not saying that the chinkos dont have girls that have honeypot smell but in terms of the number of girls who their honeypot smell, chinkos have the least number. because of what they eat | Posted: at 15-01-2008 01:53 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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am not saying that the chinkos dont have girls that have honeypot smell but in terms of the number of girls who their honeypot smell, chinkos have the least number. because of what they eat
there is no part of the world where u wont find a smelling honeypot, that is simply the fact, so case closed.
dejifortunecares | Posted: at 15-01-2008 05:35 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Vixenx") Vixenx at 16-01-2008 01:13 AM (17 years ago) (f) the case files.....on court t.v  | Posted: at 16-01-2008 01:13 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "myragonza") myragonza at 16-01-2008 04:20 AM (17 years ago) (f) for real damien.......they eat lots of garlic......that contributes to smelling honeypot... maybe clean on the outside but bad on the inside....... i have friends who told me they found crabs on chinkos honeypots....imagine..... 
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![-]( "damien2") damien2 at 16-01-2008 12:07 PM (17 years ago) (m) your friend got dumped by his asian girlfriend. simple. i have never heard of garlic causing smelly honeypot. AND you must be a fool for you to believe that a girl had crab in her honeypot. please take a good look at yours and ask yourself if a crab could fit in it. (what kind of brain do people have these days?  ) | Posted: at 16-01-2008 12:07 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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your friend got dumped by his asian girlfriend. simple. i have never heard of garlic causing smelly honeypot. AND you must be a fool for you to believe that a girl had crab in her honeypot. please take a good look at yours and ask yourself if a crab could fit in it. (what kind of brain do people have these days? ) Damien and Myra, enough of this rubbish, u guys should behave live a matured mind, please dont let us start another fight here and damien i must be honest, those words are too havey....please guys enough of this rubbish.
dejifortunecares | Posted: at 16-01-2008 02:28 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Vixenx") Vixenx at 16-01-2008 04:33 PM (17 years ago) (f) we are the world---michael Jackson | Posted: at 16-01-2008 04:33 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "myragonza") myragonza at 17-01-2008 04:09 AM (17 years ago) (f) some people are just stupid to know what "crabs" i am referring to...... 
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myra........enough
dejifortunecares | Posted: at 17-01-2008 12:03 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "damien2") damien2 at 17-01-2008 12:41 PM (17 years ago) (m) dejifortune thanks for the word.. do you know the differences between crabs and crap??? @dejifortune.. pls teach some two year olds in here | Posted: at 17-01-2008 12:41 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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dejifortune thanks for the word.. do you know the differences between crabs and crap??? @dejifortune.. pls teach some two year olds in here
we are all one family and we should be learning from each other.....how u dey?
dejifortunecares | Posted: at 17-01-2008 12:44 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "damien2") damien2 at 17-01-2008 12:47 PM (17 years ago) (m) man nothing much just logged in to check my mail...how was your day?? | Posted: at 17-01-2008 12:47 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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man nothing much just logged in to check my mail...how was your day??
Days be fine, got little or no work to do, boss out of town, so got time to play around naijapals
dejifortunecares | Posted: at 17-01-2008 01:00 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "damien2") damien2 at 17-01-2008 01:05 PM (17 years ago) (m) okay becareful. he might sneak in and catch you. and boy oh boy... he will shout his office down on you. my boss is kind of hard to other employees but he says little or less to me....especially for the fact am the only foreigner and black in the company. so am kind of worried. what do you think??? | Posted: at 17-01-2008 01:05 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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okay becareful. he might sneak in and catch you. and boy oh boy... he will shout his office down on you. my boss is kind of hard to other employees but he says little or less to me....especially for the fact am the only foreigner and black in the company. so am kind of worried. what do you think???
Your know they are scared of black but i am sure u are safe cos if he is afraid, he is only afraid of what u can do to him, so i am sure he dont wanna hurt you, so u are in safe hand but all the same, do the right thing u need to do and at the right time, be gud boy
dejifortunecares | Posted: at 17-01-2008 01:09 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "damien2") damien2 at 17-01-2008 01:36 PM (17 years ago) (m) well i dont know. i always do the right thing. but in his own case it like am married to his daughter. even if i am, at least as father inlaw there are some words he suppose to say to me... then how much more being just an ordinary worker | Posted: at 17-01-2008 01:36 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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