Joke for June sake

Date: 05-06-2014 9:59 pm (8 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 5-06-2014 09:59 PM (8 years ago)
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Adams Gift

One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news.... "I've got some good news and some bad news,," The Lord said....Adam looked at The Lord and said,, "Well, give me the good news first...." Smiling,... The Lord explained,, "I've got two new organs for you.... One is called a brain.. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems,, and have intelligent conversations with Eve.... The other organ I have for you is called a tenis.... It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet.... Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children..." Adam, very excited,, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me..... What could the bad news possibly be?".... The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow,, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time...



Posted: at 5-06-2014 09:59 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
- rakelly at 6-06-2014 03:13 PM (8 years ago)
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 Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry
Posted: at 6-06-2014 03:13 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-06-2014 05:27 PM (8 years ago)
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 Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry

Posted: at 6-06-2014 05:27 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 7-06-2014 05:40 AM (8 years ago)
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jossy see how you  make them cry. you now go explain what happen. Sad
Posted: at 7-06-2014 05:40 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 7-06-2014 06:10 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  7-06-2014 05:56 AM
lol
you dey lol...not bring umbrella for what they cry for my head for? Jossy ....jossy... oh.
Posted: at 7-06-2014 06:10 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 7-06-2014 12:52 PM (8 years ago)
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what a pity...there is God
Posted: at 7-06-2014 12:52 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 7-06-2014 03:35 PM (8 years ago)
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YOH  Shocked
Posted: at 7-06-2014 03:35 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 8-06-2014 02:13 PM (8 years ago)
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if all of una dey cry I go understand cuz na na time of sorrow una dey for Naija.....make una help find our girls ooo...

Posted: at 8-06-2014 02:13 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 8-06-2014 02:18 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: yettyness on  7-06-2014 05:40 AM
jossy see how you  make them cry. you now go explain what happen. Sad

ye,,s na crying time be dis...u fit join dem for the cry

Posted: at 8-06-2014 02:18 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 8-06-2014 08:51 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  8-06-2014 02:18 PM
ye,,s na crying time be dis...u fit join dem for the cry
show the crying is done.
Posted: at 8-06-2014 08:51 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 8-06-2014 11:32 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: yettyness on  8-06-2014 08:51 PM
show the crying is done.

dem don rescue the chibok girls?.......if yes then the crying is done,,but if no make una continue crying until something happen

Posted: at 8-06-2014 11:32 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 9-06-2014 01:33 AM (8 years ago)
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na u show us now, how is this crying done jossy.
Posted: at 9-06-2014 01:33 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-06-2014 10:09 AM (8 years ago)
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i no come here

Posted: at 9-06-2014 10:09 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 9-06-2014 11:07 AM (8 years ago)
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NDI ARA OGBETE
Posted: at 9-06-2014 11:07 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 9-06-2014 12:41 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  9-06-2014 10:09 AM
i no come here
where u go then and all this while?
Posted: at 9-06-2014 12:41 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 10-06-2014 06:59 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: yettyness on  9-06-2014 01:33 AM
na u show us now, how is this crying done jossy.

yettyness just open ur mouth and start crying thats all....if water no gree comot for ur eyes den u chop 1kg of onions

Posted: at 10-06-2014 06:59 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 10-06-2014 09:15 AM (8 years ago)
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truly, truly, now jossy, I see that u dn't use ur brain while posting ds shit...u must have been on d other organ. (hehehehe...now, I dey laff...LOL)
Posted: at 10-06-2014 09:15 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 10-06-2014 09:21 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 10-06-2014 06:59 AM
yettyness just open ur mouth and start crying thats all....if water no gree comot for ur eyes den u chop 1kg of onions
i want to learn from you na...i no get 1kg of of onions here.....show us na.
Posted: at 10-06-2014 09:21 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 10-06-2014 09:26 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 10-06-2014 09:15 AM
truly, truly, now jossy, I see that u dn't use ur brain while posting ds sh*t...u must have been on d other organ. (hehehehe...now, I dey laff...LOL)
please lol. na jossy go show us how to cry.
Posted: at 10-06-2014 09:26 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 10-06-2014 01:09 PM (8 years ago)
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 Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry
Posted: at 10-06-2014 01:09 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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