Marriage testing

Date: 11-09-2009 2:26 pm (15 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- at 11-09-2009 02:26 PM (15 years ago)
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

Stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.



 Grin



MOD. just2sexy

Posted: at 11-09-2009 02:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- coolguys235 at 11-09-2009 02:48 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin.......me am still faithfull to my GF
Posted: at 11-09-2009 02:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 11-09-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago)
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no wahala, but how the joke dey?
Posted: at 11-09-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 11-09-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago)
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i don see this post 1,000,000 times...
Posted: at 11-09-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 11-09-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago)
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nothing do you
Posted: at 11-09-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 11-09-2009 05:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 11-09-2009 05:23 PM
nothing do you
okay now.... Grin
Posted: at 11-09-2009 05:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 11-09-2009 05:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 11-09-2009 05:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 11-09-2009 05:49 PM (15 years ago)
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waiting do u na
Posted: at 11-09-2009 05:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 11-09-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago)
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kirikiri do u....
Posted: at 11-09-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 11-09-2009 05:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 11-09-2009 05:51 PM
kirikiri do u....
gbobi do u
Posted: at 11-09-2009 05:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 11-09-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin


hw far with ur parol for alagbon,,, the presido really beat u very wella
Posted: at 11-09-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 11-09-2009 06:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 11-09-2009 06:02 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin


hw far with ur parol for alagbon,,, the presido really beat u very wella
i excape the beating .but you wanted know you next  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
Posted: at 11-09-2009 06:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 11-09-2009 06:10 PM (15 years ago)
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ok this time around i go tell the presido make him chain u......
Posted: at 11-09-2009 06:10 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 11-09-2009 06:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 11-09-2009 06:10 PM
ok this time around i go tell the presido make him chain u......
who you take they cop self them chain ur mouth ur leg ur hand you still they talk haba
Posted: at 11-09-2009 06:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 11-09-2009 06:40 PM (15 years ago)
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whats happening here?
Posted: at 11-09-2009 06:40 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 11-09-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 11-09-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 11-09-2009 08:23 PM (15 years ago)
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ur welcome
Posted: at 11-09-2009 08:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 11-09-2009 08:36 PM (15 years ago)
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to where
Posted: at 11-09-2009 08:36 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 12-09-2009 01:26 AM (15 years ago)
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naija. guy give me ur no
Posted: at 12-09-2009 01:26 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 12-09-2009 01:29 AM (15 years ago)
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i go mail am
Posted: at 12-09-2009 01:29 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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