I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next toilet saying: 'Hi, how are you?'
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'I am Doing' just fine!'
And the other person says: 'So what are you up to?'
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: Uhhh, I'm like you, nature dictates!'
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can, but nature hadn’t let go as yet, when I hear another question. 'Can I come over?'
Gosh Whaaaat!, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I say … 'No…. you know I am busy right now, I guess you are busy too!!!'
Then I hear the person say nervously....
'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the next toilet who keeps answering all my questions.'
Posted: at 12-09-2009 09:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac